Month: January 2012

scrapple tv news! fresh off the griddle:  Joe Paterno is still dead, the Inquirer/DN might as well be, Chris Christie is an apologist for George Wallace, and more!

With 94% of the vote counted in Florida, there have been roughly 1,583,000 votes cast. In the 2008 Republican primary in Florida, roughly 1,950,000 votes were cast. There’s probably about 100,000 votes left to count...

This was clever. If women need to pay for a sonogram before getting an abortion then men can pay for a rectal exam before they get their boner pills. It’s actually better than what I would have suggested, which is a...

. It’s very important to show member states that the U.S. takes its responsibility in tough situations. A timely speech not to make war, but an attempt to avoid military intervention and civil war. This once again...

Maybe it’s because the blogosphere is only really two presidential elections old, or maybe it’s just an inalterable characteristic of the left, but I hope one day we are collectively experienced enough to absorb the...