The Bushies keep ignoring the noma,
As their polls ever deepen towards coma.
But gangrene is unique,
The sense of smell often piqued,
By that distinctive Turd Blossum aroma.
(five more after the fold. Plus, at a reader’s suggestion, I’ve added references…)
The launch of Discovery’s upstaged
By a redundantly placed hydrogen gauge.
Pity NASA’s no Jordie,
On call for this sortie,
Then Picard could say to Riker “Engage!”
Iraq’s shown with a new body count,
Innocent death rates continue to mount.
But when it comes down to “Freedom”,
Bushies say “We don’t need `em”
No polls or tolls cause these trolls to dismount.
Moniz won the ’49 Nobel Prize,
For his controversial brain surgery franchise.
But families contend,
To rescend and amend,
With end result, his Nobel lobotomized.
Barely a week, sense of security blown,
British find terrorism’s homegrown.
This Al-Qaeda is sly;
It’s our tolerance they ply.
Can Brits avoid the religious touchstone?
This item never made it to the tubes,
“Implants Stolen by Brazilian Rubes”
The risk of infection,
From this stolen selection,
Adds new meanings to the come-on, “Hot boobs!”
References:
Poll suggests drop in Bush’s personal credibility
NASA engineers race clock to fix shuttle flaw
Data Shows Faster-Rising Death Toll Among Iraqi Civilians
Lobotomy Back in Spotlight After 30 Years
Tis near the end of the week
My emotions are running weak
Then in you limerick sneaks
A smile on my face, my emotions peak ; )
as always, Kudos & Recommended
Drove, stove, wove is all, it looks like…
There once was a man named Rove
Who Bush’s neocon policies drove
But he was a big fat liar
With size 46 pants on fire
Twas he the Plame leak did wove
??
The Republicans regret they let Rove in,
After the lies and deceits he has woven.
‘Tis now their travail,
They never noticed his tail,
Or his horns, or his feet that were cloven.
Excellent! I think this one is your best – it should be published far and wide.
There once was a man named Karl,
Who’s lips were always in a snarl,
He was incapable of telling the truth,
His boss was always forsoothe,
Now Karl’s life seems to be in a gnarl.