to my fellow cocksuckers here at BMT:

Al Swearengen “On Bullshit”

Should the opportunity arise to place a wager in a contest of wits — a timed competition that consists of naming the ordinal numbers between one and ten, and consigning each one into its rightful category of Odd or Even — between a large box of greasy carpet-fluff coagulated around a wad of half-chewed pig’s-knuckle on the one hand, and the current cocksucking President of the United States of America on the other, you’d be a gibbering fool if you didn’t take the dust-bunnies and the point spread.

What else, Neddie asks, are we to make of the intelligence eructed in Monday’s Washington Post, wherein Hooplehead Bush declares — more or less accidentally, just off-the-cuff like — the equal intellectual standing of Darwinian science and cocksucking Creationism — that the two should be presented side-by-side, let the student decide the relative merits. Thus in one fell (and I do mean fell!) swoop, 150 years of science, during which enormous exquisitely balanced, peer-reviewed and battle-tested biological wedding-cakes of scintillating scientific discovery were erected to the wonder and admiration of educated people everywhere, are placed, willy-fucking-nilly, in direct competition with a retrograde piss-take of a brain-dead idea that was laughed at by serious thinkers a hundred years before Darwin ever heard the word Beagle! By means of this casual off-the-cuff remark, it’s to be noted, huge swaths of perfervid cretins, whose intellectual Parnassus is occupied by the sniggering (and very rich) carney Tim LaHaye, are further encouraged to sway and jibber hosannahs to the righteousness of a theological movement of the intellectual credibility of a cocksucking Mother Goose rhyme.

What, just a link and a quote not right for a fuckin’ diary? Who the fuck am I to impose my paltry hoopleheaded thoughts upon the wisdom of Al, without whom we’d all be at the mercies of the fuckin’ Pinkertons? Go read the rest at Neddie Jingo’s place, ya’ lazy bastards & no good whores!