Frivolous Friday Open Thread

9 Comments

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   Dean Pajevic on February 17, 2006 at 5:57 pm

   When Darcy was little, i took in most any desktop publishing/typing project.  Two clients treated sex offenders and their families.

   They used behavior modification on the offenders.  Their favored modification device was coyote urine.  Every time the offenders saw an image that stimulated them, they’d have to sniff the urine.  And they had to take some of the urine home with them to sniff if  they got “urges.”  No clue if it was effective.

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     DaveW on February 17, 2006 at 6:01 pm

     started doing it with coyotes.

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       BooMan on February 17, 2006 at 6:04 pm

       It just amuses me to picture doctorates going around trying to determine who has the most repellent pooh and trying to identify the chemicals that make it so repellent.

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         Into The Woods on February 17, 2006 at 6:19 pm

         FDR poop still in a jar somewhere?  Where the need is great, the means must be found.

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           DuctapeFatwa on February 17, 2006 at 6:37 pm

           I bet Elvis poop would get more on eBay.

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           Into The Woods on February 18, 2006 at 2:29 am

           Just a hunka hunka burning **.

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   librarylil on February 17, 2006 at 6:18 pm

   I like this headline…

   HALLIBURTON WINS CONTRACT TO RECONSTRUCT CHENEY’S REPUTATION

   and the story’s pretty funny too.

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   catnip on February 17, 2006 at 6:40 pm

   I did it. I got my own damn blog: liberal catnip.

   It’s going to be tough competing with headlines like that though…

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   dada on February 17, 2006 at 7:32 pm

   MATH TEACHER ARRESTED (© Bt News)

   Kennedy Airport:

   An individual, later identified as a Public School teacher, was arrested attempting to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator.

   At an afternoon press conference, HS Secretary Chertoff said he believes the man is a high ranking member of the notorious al-gebra movement.  The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction/.

   “Al-gebra is a fearsome cult”, said Chertoff.  They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.  They commonly use code names such as “X” and “Y” and refer to themselves as unknowns.  We have determined that they belong to the common denominator of the axis of midievil with co-ordinates in every country.  As the Greek philanderer said, “there are three sides to every triangle”.

   When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said,”If god had wanted us to have weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.

   Bt News…yesterday’s news tomorrow

   Peace