Month: June 2006

BREAKING NEWS:: VEGAS SWIMSUIT PAGEANT ANNOUNCED

In a seeming coincidence, the City of Las Vegas has just announced that, in addition to being site of the first annual Yearly Kos Festival, the self styled City of Sin has also been awarded exclusive rights to host the 10th...

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Zarqawi’s Death: Initial Thoughts

If you haven’t heard by now, President Bush issued a statement today that a US air strike north of Baghdad is confirmed to have killed Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and several of his associates: BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) —...

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Honey, I Shrunk the Base!

President Bush’s popularity is falling faster among his base than an old dick who cant remember his viagra connection. According to Pew Research polling numbers released yesterday, Bush’s popularity has plummeted...

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