I got out from under the down comforter, pulled on warm clothes, socks, coat – took the dog out, fed the dog, fed the cats, made coffee, cleaned the kitchen and sat at the computer with my first perfect cup of hot coffee. Then your title reminded me that through all of that I forgot the most important thing. Be right back – though you’re probably gone already. 🙂
It’s 18 here too but it’s going up to 40 so I figured I’d do the errands early and walk when it’s warmer — also try to get things done before the hordes of college students wake up and overrun things.
Which means I need to get up off my duff and go take a shower.
Happy Saturday Folks!!!! Been up doing some work on one of my design sites. No new designs yet just overhauling and changing things around. I will be adding some new designs today and finsh rearranging sections to make the site easier to navigate. Then I have to do lots of house work. I am taking a break now and enjoying some extra strong coffee. LOL
Pretty good. I am working on a re-do of a design and will be adding that into the shop later today. In a few minutes I will start on some of the housework as much as I hate doing it. LOL
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95- year-old grandmother
and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. “
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Here is a joke someone sent me this am.
Here’s a lady with a plan….
A husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed.
They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and boughta bucket and an anvil. He also stopped by the feed store and livestockdealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”
The biker said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane .. I would walk you home, but I can’t carry all of this stuff.”
The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”
“Why, thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he said “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall and have your way with me?”
The biker said, “Holy smokes, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”
The lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”
I think I’ve said it before, but I used to look forward to this age. Of course not everything I dreamed of came true, but on the whole I’ve enjoyed it. Now if that one big wish of mine will come true – Win the Lottery. 🙂
Just about done recovering from the Grand Vegas Adventure — finally unpacked the suitcase today (means I have to do laundry tomorrow), and hope to get out and do some errands today, if the spouse will ever get moving. Got a coupon for $10 at JC Penney if I spend $50; I need a couple of new shirts and if I don’t quite make the limit I’ll add in a pack of socks or two for the homeless drop-in center (a big need during the wet season, as dry socks are always appreciated).
Good news is that the one pound I put on during the trip is already gone. 🙂 I’d like to lose a couple more before beginning of January — a tricky proposition during the holidays but I think it’s doable.
Had some rain last night, expecting more today and tomorrow.
I got out from under the down comforter, pulled on warm clothes, socks, coat – took the dog out, fed the dog, fed the cats, made coffee, cleaned the kitchen and sat at the computer with my first perfect cup of hot coffee. Then your title reminded me that through all of that I forgot the most important thing. Be right back – though you’re probably gone already. 🙂
while you were in the john?
Not with a hot cup of coffee waiting on the desk.
What are you guys up to this weekend?
Going over to Bloomington to run some errands and go to the library.
This is the first weekend since gun season was over so I’m looking forward to be able to take longer walks again.
What do you have planned?
Getting the boys to help me clean the house, get rid of junk, buy a tree, put up the tree, shop for Mr. Nature’s gift.
I’ll probably accomplish about two of those things. It’s 18 out right now, but by tomorrow it’ll be in the 60s. I love these winters.
It’s 18 here too but it’s going up to 40 so I figured I’d do the errands early and walk when it’s warmer — also try to get things done before the hordes of college students wake up and overrun things.
Which means I need to get up off my duff and go take a shower.
Remember to take pictures of the tree for us to see.
did your forget today is Saturday? all that done so early
Don’t forget SN is a dynamo when it comes to certain things. Oh wait, that’s picking up dog poop I’m thinking about.
Good morning, Andi.
Happy weekend, indeed. Hellish week finally over.
I’ve got two more week and then I’m taking two weeks off — if I just keep saying that it’s becomes a very comforting mantra.
Amen to that Ask!!!! I am glad this past week is over!!!!
The “week from hell” thing must be going around…I am so glad the week is over!
Morning CG.
Week from hell. What are you talking about? It’s been a wonderful week. At least the parts I was awake for.
Happy Saturday Folks!!!! Been up doing some work on one of my design sites. No new designs yet just overhauling and changing things around. I will be adding some new designs today and finsh rearranging sections to make the site easier to navigate. Then I have to do lots of house work. I am taking a break now and enjoying some extra strong coffee. LOL
Good morning everyone!
Sorry I haven’t been in lately, we got totally buried in work. Which is always good.
Morning Bob!!!! I am glad work has been busy if you are. LOL Continued success!!!!
Morning Bob.
Good morning everyone. Hope everyone is well today.
Morning FamilyMan!!!!
Hi Refinish. How’s your day going so far?
Pretty good. I am working on a re-do of a design and will be adding that into the shop later today. In a few minutes I will start on some of the housework as much as I hate doing it. LOL
I need to do the same on the house, but I’m going to be lazy today.
I don’t have a choice as the new landlord is coming by. LOL
That reminds me of living in a dorm where they have inspections.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95- year-old grandmother
and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. “
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
If ya gotta go, well…….
Yeah, I guess it’s better than getting hit by an Edy’s ice cream truck. Oh wait…
Very cute.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Here is a joke someone sent me this am.
Here’s a lady with a plan….
A husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed.
They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and boughta bucket and an anvil. He also stopped by the feed store and livestockdealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”
The biker said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane .. I would walk you home, but I can’t carry all of this stuff.”
The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”
“Why, thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he said “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall and have your way with me?”
The biker said, “Holy smokes, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”
The lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”
She does seem to have it all figured out! LOL!
Thought you would like that one. LOL
It’s funny how young people think an old person’s mind goes with everything else.
LOL!!!
Ah yes grasshopper you are in the pre-geezerhood stage and you see one day. 🙂
Trust me I know
I think I’ve said it before, but I used to look forward to this age. Of course not everything I dreamed of came true, but on the whole I’ve enjoyed it. Now if that one big wish of mine will come true – Win the Lottery. 🙂
And at the moment stop this damn sneezing!
I hope my mind goes first so I don’t realize that I’m losing everything else.
Not me. I’d rather know what I lost then never remember it. Sort of gives you a little hope it might come back. 🙂
Leave it to you to look at the bright side of things, FM. That’s why I like you so much. 🙂
That’s me, Little FM Sunshine. 🙂
George and Cat are letting me know it’s time to go out.
See ya’ll later.
Just about done recovering from the Grand Vegas Adventure — finally unpacked the suitcase today (means I have to do laundry tomorrow), and hope to get out and do some errands today, if the spouse will ever get moving. Got a coupon for $10 at JC Penney if I spend $50; I need a couple of new shirts and if I don’t quite make the limit I’ll add in a pack of socks or two for the homeless drop-in center (a big need during the wet season, as dry socks are always appreciated).
Good news is that the one pound I put on during the trip is already gone. 🙂 I’d like to lose a couple more before beginning of January — a tricky proposition during the holidays but I think it’s doable.
Had some rain last night, expecting more today and tomorrow.
Hope everyone has a great what’s left of the day…
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