Month: September 2008

GOP A-Hole Gets Drugged and Robbed

Gabriel Nathan Schwartz is a 29 year-old attorney and was a Colorado delegate to the Republican convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. He got rolled in his hotel room there by a prostitute (of the female variety): DENVER — A...

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Myth America: A Stand-up Tragedy

(To follow is a version of a talk I’ve been giving throughout 2008)Before you know it, the government might start spying on American citizens and detaining prisoners without charges while corporations ravage the earth in...

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The Total Negation of John McCain

Six months ago if you had asked me to make a list of McCain’s strengths (both real and perceived) I would have given you something like this: 1. The media loves him 2. His military background/sympathetic story 3. His...

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Next Question for You

Hillary Clinton is hitting the campaign trail for Obama today in Ohio. Here’s a little blurb from The Trail, The Washington Post’s daily campaign round-up. ELYRIAl, Ohio — Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.), swept...

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If the Presidency Were a Hiring Job

Carly Fiorina, a McCain spokesperson and former CEO of Hewlett-Packard, says Sarah Palin doesn’t have the experience to run a major business. But that’s okay, because she isn’t running for CEO. Now, my question...

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