If you elect a lunatic to represent you, don’t be surprised when he behaves like a lunatic:
At a hearing of the Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources on Thursday, Mr. Paul lambasted Kathleen Hogan, deputy assistant secretary for energy efficiency at the Energy Department, telling her that the department’s “hypocrisy” and “busybody nature” has “restricted choices” for consumers rather than made life better for them.
“You don’t care about the consumer really,” Mr. Paul said. “Frankly, my toilets don’t work in my house, and I blame you.”
Now, you might be wondering if more context would help you understand what Sen. Paul was talking about. Don’t worry, the context doesn’t help. The hearing was called to discuss whether or not to phase out the old incandescent light bulbs we’re all used to, and to review energy efficiency standards for appliances. Sen. Paul also had other unique perspectives.
Mr. Paul also drew a pointed parallel with abortion, opening his questioning by asking Ms. Hogan, “I was wondering if you are pro-choice?”
Ms. Hogan said she was “pro-choice in light bulbs.” But Mr. Paul accused her, the Energy Department and Democrats in general of hypocrisy. “You favor a woman’s right to abortion,” he said, but “you’re really anti-choice on every other product.”
Fortunately, Sen. Paul got his head handed to him.
Mr. Paul started to leave the hearing room shortly after his turn at questioning the witness, but he was called back into the room by Senator Jeanne Shaheen, Democrat of New Hampshire, who scolded Mr. Paul for being rude to Ms. Hogan.
“I think it behooves us all not to engage in name calling,” Ms. Shaheen said. Government workers like Ms. Hogan are simply trying “to carry out the work Congress has asked them to do,” and Congress can change the law if it wants, Ms. Shaheen said.
Ms. Hogan herself had a kind word for Mr. Paul: “I can help you find a toilet that works.”
Nicely done.
Tweeted this with the hashtag #wanker
Ps, my new toilets work fine. And we had a gazillion options. Abortion providers? What abortion providers?
Our toilet is disappointing, but I don’t blame the deputy assistant secretary for energy efficiency at the Energy Department. If I want to blame someone I should blame myself. I helped pick it out.
The Brown County BT contingent can probably find an outhouse to donate to poor Rand. No moving parts to break down. Come to think of it, that’s about the era these fools want to return to.
that would be hilarious. Maybe expand it to the Brown County Democrats. Five bucks per. You could buy him a hell of an outhouse. Maybe with a built in wind-powered fan and a magazine rack.
Sadly his fans will approve of this, because it’s the exact kind of non-sequitor libertarian bullshit that they spout themselves.
he really is too stupid for words.
“I can help you find a toilet that works.”
And, hopefully, stuff his head in it. He might even like it. The sound is like one of his favorite Presidents: Boooosh!
Considering how full of shit Rand Paul is, I suspect that it’ll be a really big toilet.
Based on these latest comments it’s obvious his toilets are overworked.