Month: July 2012

For Romney, Paper Cuts Have Just Begun

The steady drip of new stories about Mitt Romney’s taxes and his role at Bain Capital may be the result of a cleverly timed-and-executed opposition research attack by the Obama campaign.  Or it could be a result of...

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Recriminations Begin in Aurora Shooting

Some 24 year-old with Tennessee roots walked into an Aurora, Colorado movie theater with some guns, a gas mask, a bullet-proof vest, and some smoke (or, maybe, tear gas) canisters, and then opened fire on the audience. It was...

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12 Dead in Colorado Movie Theater Shooting

. Suspect in custody wearing gasmask, bulletproof vest, rifle AK47 and 2 handguns AURORA – There is one suspect in custody after 14 people [rev. down to 12 – Oui] were shot and killed at the Century 16 Movie Theaters...

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Dear Zimmerman: STFU re: God’s Plan

First off, George Zimmerman must be intent on putting The Onion out of business. I’ve known a lot of people who claimed they were doing God’s work (Tim Tebow and Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, come to mind)...

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