Month: September 2014

The End of Traditions

I had not realized that a couple of morons had forced the Princeton University administration to permanently remove the Nassau Hall bell clapper. I left Princeton in 1989 and the tradition of freshmen stealing the bell clapper...

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The Senate is Still Dysfunctional

Well, the Senate is back in session but it hasn’t changed its ways. The Republicans voted unanimously against the confirmation of Henry Aaron to serve on the advisory board for Social Security for a term that ends in 18...

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Turning Our Oceans Into Vats of Acid

The World Meteorological Organization’s annual Greenhouse Gas Bulletin has some unhappy news for we earthlings. Last year saw the largest increase in greenhouse gas concentrations since 1984. Most people focus on the increased...

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Wanker of the Day: Jonathan Capehart

I am sorry to report that Jonathan Capehart has lost his damn mind. While I totally agree that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is incompetent and should be replaced, there is no way in hell that I would entrust the job to...

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