Author: bood abides

Bush reacts to the first of three well placed knee strikes to the groin from a well wisher New Orleans, LA (Rotters) – President Bush was briefly assaulted today by a hurricane Katrina survivor at a photo opportunity...

I’ve had a lot of folks ask me things like, “How can you stand to even look at his face?”… or, “Don’t you get bored with just putting his head on somebody else?” or, “Don’t...

Bush comforts Katrina survivor Washington, DC Washington, DC (APE) – President Bush today welcomed Louisiana resident and Katrina hurricane victim Rockey Vacarella to the White House on the one-year anniversary of the...

CLICK TO ENLARGE If We Leave Them Now (with apologies to Peter Cetera and Chicago) If I deceive you now, I’ll make our stay the biggest travesty… Oooo yo! Ain’t no way we go…. These Iraqi vows…...

Step One: Dig deeply. Use all available resources to root out everything that you deem counterproductive and offensive. Try to do so in a discreet manner, but do not be afraid to offend some people publicly if you must. Step...