Author: bood abides

Koizumi feels the texture of the “Velvet Elvis” presented to him by President Bush Memphis, TN (APE) – President Bush concluded Japanese prime minister Junichiro Koizumi’s visit to Graceland yesterday by...

Condoleezza Rice appears on the controversial cover of August’s Harper’s Bazaar New York (APE) – Teen idol Britney Spears threatened the publishers of Harper’s Bazaar with a multi-million dollar lawsuit...

Baghdad, Iraq (O! Online) – Newlyweds Nicole Kidman and the Keith Urban had their secret honeymoon plans in the US military Green Zone in Baghdad dashed by a lone paparazzi. The couple had planned to show their...

Rush Limbaugh claiming that the Viagra and other drugs confiscated were not his West Palm Beach , FL (APE) – Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained tonight by US Customs officials for possessing prescription drugs...

Senators Santorum and Lieberman displaying deadly Iraqi mustard cannister Washington, DC (Rotters) – After being rebuffed by the press yesterday for disclosing a two-month old report on the Army’s continued...