Author: bood abides

Bush Meeting With Danish Prime Minister Yields New Mandate

Posted by bood abides | Jun 10, 2006 |

Bush speaks with the press at Camp Brokeback about his revamped marriage amendment Camp Brokeback, MD (APE) – After a stinging defeat in the Senate of his proposed constitutional marriage amendment, President Bush met with...

Bush Credits Others with Assistance in Bringing Down Al-Zarqawi

Posted by bood abides | Jun 8, 2006 |

President Bush, seen participating in “Operation Falafel” Baghdad, Iraq (Rotters) – With Iraq and the middle east abuzz over the news of the death of Al-Qaeda lieutenant mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,...

"The Omen" Remake of a Horror Classic Opens 06/06/06

Posted by bood abides | Jun 6, 2006 |

Damien (Seamus Bush-Fitzpatric) the Antichrist from “The Omen” Hollywood, CA (O! Online) – The 1976 horror classic, “The Omen” has gotten a makeover. The frightening story of an antichrist run amok...

Senator Frist Announces "War on Error"

Posted by bood abides | Jun 5, 2006 |

Senator Frist clutching controversial Telly-Tubby doll Tinky-Wink for emphasis Washington, DC (APE) – In an exclusive interview with APE, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, M.D. offered an explanation of why the Senate...

Bush Receives Tongue in Cheek Award from West Point at Commencement Address

Posted by bood abides | May 28, 2006 |

President Bush in a moment of prayer at West Point Santa Monica, CA (APE) – President Bush yesterday delivered his traditional commencement address to graduates form the West Point military academy. During the address, he...