Author: bood abides

Comedian and Right-Wing Pundit Stephen Colbert Arrested

Posted by bood abides | May 1, 2006 |

Promoted by Steven D. Gotta stand by my boy Stephen, even if he spells his name like a frenchman. CLICK TO ENLARGE Commedian Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central’s “The Colbert report” taken into custody...

Prostitute Comes Forward Confirming Rumors of Republican and CIA Involvement in Sex Scandal

Posted by bood abides | Apr 30, 2006 |

Anonymous prostitute produces photographic evidence of upper level CIA and Bush administration involvement in prostitution for favors ring Washington, DC (Rotters) – A Washington, DC area prostitute has come forwards...

Tony Snow Out Jeff Gannon In as White House Press Secretary

Posted by bood abides | Apr 26, 2006 |

Jeff Gannon smiles after his introduction by President Bush Washington, DC (APE) – in a stunning move today it was announced that the anticipated replacement of outgoing press secretary Scott McClellan with Fox TV news...

Bush Touts Immigration As the American Dream

Posted by bood abides | Apr 25, 2006 |

Bush redefining “The American Dream” for a group of conservative Irvine businessmen and women Irvine, CA (APE) – President Bush on Monday spoke to a largely conservative Republican group of 450 members of the...

New Evidence Suggests that the President May Be Drinking Again

Posted by bood abides | Apr 23, 2006 |

Bush salutes honor guard after retreiving liqour bottle Sacramento, CA (APE) – President Bush was yesterday seen to take a tumble from Marine One upon disembarking and went back to pick up a liquor bottle, apparently...