Author: bood abides

Bush Refuses to Pardon Democracy and Freedom

Washington, DC (Rotters) – In a stunning break with tradition, President Bush refused to pardon the National Thanksgiving Turkey and its alternate today at the official pardoning ceremony in the Rose Garden. The birds were...

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The Three Banditos

I couldn’t help but notice the trouble for poor ol’ Dub in Argentina this week… that was the inspiration for this warped little photoshop diary…I had a solid day off for the first time in a long time...

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Tales from the Oiligarchy

Washington, DC (Rotters) – In a stunning, yet possibly calculated move, the President’s personal attorney Harriet Miers withdrew her name for consideration for a position on the US Supreme Court. At approximately 8:30 this morning she submitted to President Bush personally a one page letter requesting that she be removed from consideration for the nomination. White House sources stated that this was a completely personal decision, but it comes amid the controversy of her very recommendation by the President as well as the highly likely indictments of administration officials I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby and Karl Rove as early as tomorrow morning in regards to the Valerie Plame affair.

(4 more Tales from the Oiligarchy after the fold!)
Cross posted at UNCONFIRMED SOURCES

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