Author: bood abides

OK, let those among you who are without sin cast the first stone…;) I usually read or skim the closet winger Parade insert in my Sunday paper, particularly “Personality Parade” and “Ask Marilyn”...

Washington, DC (APE) – A second rare two-headed turtle was found far north of Havana Cuba in the United States crawling along the banks of the Potomac River. The finding immediately fueled opinions over the intelligent design, versus evolution debate. Pictured at right is the original turtle found by a policeman in Havana, Cuba. The second turtle was found crawling around and hiding in the mud and slime along the Potomac by an amateur herpetologist, Pat Fitzgerald. The second finding has led to speculation that this may be an entirely heretofore unknown species.

Washington (Claw News Service) – Lawyers for Tom Delay scrambled yesterday in negotiations with Texas authorities in an attempt to have Mr. Delay avoid the indignity of public arrest and handcuffing. Mr. Delay has been...

“Are you sure we should do this, Turd Blossum?” “Don’t worry sir, you’re gonna be awesome!” “Hey, why don’t you damn creeps, Just go talk to your Freeps…”...

A bit late, but I tracked down this guy “Chang”, Who Jeb swears helps him get on with his thang, Accident with transporter, Or drank way too much Porter’s Either way, he’s just been tugging his...