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Today’s Topical Limericks

Gyanendra must be Dubya’s hero, Both have press tolerance that’s near zero, He is Nepal’s brand new King, Dub assumes he’s the same thing, Both seem more like oblivious Neros… (Five more after the...

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Rove Disaster Relief Gears Up

Mr Rove, and an unidentified assistant taking a break from clean-up efforts New Orleans, LA (UPSI) – The President’s newly appointed disaster czar moved into high gear this weekend in the slowly awakening historic...

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Today’s Topical Limericks

Reminiscent of poor old Bridget Jones, Renee’s splitting from Chesney, hold the phones! She cites fraud as the reason, The marriage is not pleasin’, Has the Sexy Tractor been overblown? (seven more after the...

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Today’s Topical Limericks

Bush addresses a nation that’s hurtin’ He’ll insist there’ll be no more desertin’, As Americans we must, In God and Him, put our trust, And, of course, good ol’ Halliburton… (Seven more...

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Bush Showing Signs of Instability

New York, NY (Rotters) – President Bush, today added more fuel to the fire in regards to a rumored illicit relationship between him and his Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.  Both were attending the International...

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