Author: bood abides

New Orleans, LA (APE) – President Bush yesterday became enraged over a practical joke played upon him by a staffer aboard Air Force One. White House spokespersons are remaining closed mouthed about the incident. Bush...

No 9/11 to mooch, Says he’s sworn off of the hooch, No big sloppy kiss, In conjugal bliss, Dubya has just screwed the pooch… (Seven more after the fold!)In response to the critical forces, Brown’s resigned to...

This is my 9/11 ventilation/decompression diary. Well, Herr Karl has insisted that Dubulya tie together 9/11 and the New Orleans/Katrina fiasco… in a moment of mental jujitsu I decided… fine… let them have it!...

Seems the appeal of Jose Padilla, Squashed flatter than a steamrolled tortilla, Will give Dubya the patent, On “enemy combatant”, And CIA the “OK’s to steal ya”… (Six more after the fold!)The...

The latest Katrina flood victim. Authorities state that his demise is very recent, yet he remains unidentified. Attempts will be made to identify him at a later date through a damaged resume found on the body.