Author: bood abides

CRAWFORD, Texas (APE) – President Bush proudly displayed to reporters today a new set of bruises and abrasions acquired in his latest bicycle mishap. Reporters were somewhat taken aback with his behavior, as apparently...

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall, When W made the Shiia last minute call. Smoothing Sunnis’ defections, Or advice on stealing elections? Either way, should be a blood-thirsty fall… (four more after the fold)Porter...

Voting no for the scrubbing of subs, Putting a rest to the hubbubbing of bubs. This congressional panel, Is changing the channel, To the Pentagon’s flubbing by Shrubs! (five more after the fold)Pat Robertson now says that...

NAMPA, Idaho (Rotters) – President George W. Bush ostensibly was speaking in Nampa, Idaho today to a gathering of the Idaho National Guard and other military personnel. “So long as I’m the president, we will...

The obesity mandate’s in a bind, And Americans are getting fatter in kind. With our government giving up, On regulating our sup, It’s “No child left without fat behind”… (four more after the...