Author: bood abides

Discovery lands in the Mohave, With spectators of cacti and agave. Since the weather caused blips, O’er the Florida strips, Must hitch a ride with Jumbo Jet Kemo-Sabe. (five more after the fold)`Tis some nerve that he...

“I’m going to take this left foot and stick it right up your rhetorical ass and there’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it…” No disrespect at all intended to Cindy…...

Click to enlarge THE THREE ABU-GOOGES Seems the “wet willie”, the “noogie” and “wedgie”, Have the children of Oregon edgy. Are these harsh consequences, For “Three Stooges...

With nods to the wizards of odds, And an evil Crawford Texas Bush clod. As they make for re-entry, O’er this nee warlock gentry, Could faulty shuttles plow him under his sod? (six more after the fold)The world breathes a...

Katherine Harris says photoshoppers are screwin’ With the make-up that she says she’s eschewin’ Well, if she thinks that it’s best, Dood will give it a rest. I’ll abide with this Katherine, no...