Author: bood abides

Well, It appears that Rush Limbaugh and I finally have something in common… We both used to have a pilonidal cyst… but I’m not addicted to drugs as a result! Needless to say, it was “Dood’s Day...

With a constitution in place in Iraq, We’ll be able to pull our troops back. But it sounds a bit crummy, This position from Rummy, That paper armor will cease all attack. (four more after the fold)Poor George had just left...

The Space Station will be re-supplied, As Discovery carries garbage earth-side While they stow all the muck, On this winged garbage truck. If there’re flies, least they’ll all be freeze-dried! (Four more after the...

George’s annual physical exam, As presented, is just a big a sham. The results they did shred, On the CT of the head, With brain tissue weighing less than a gram. (four more after the fold)There’ll be toasting and...

Ohio is amazingly split, In the race between Hackett and Schmidt The choice is quite clear, A Corps leader; austere, Or a far-right-wing-freeper-ish twit… (four more after the fold)He’s stood up to Dubulya, this...