Author: bood abides

John Boehner holding a portrait of the late Anna Nicole Smith for reporters assembled at the House of Representatives Washington, DC (UPSI) – A tearful House Minority leader John Boehner (R-OH) yesterday pledged to...

WHEN YOU FISH TO WIN A WAR When you fish to win a war, take no preference with whom you spar Many things you’ll start transpire to undo you If you embark in sin your schemes, so bequest a failed regime When you fish to win...

Presidential security advisor Steven Hadley declines to call Iraq “apocalypse” Washington, DC (Rotters) – Presidential security adviser Stephen Hadley yesterday, in a news conference at the White House,...

Poxuponye Dick standing outside of his secret undisclosed bunker White Sulfur Springs, WV (APE) – February 2nd, it’s that time of year again… it’s Chicken Hawk Day! Every year the sleepy little resort...

Narrator: …. Once Upon a time there was a little boy whose parents and friends always called him “Silly”. Silly always lived under the shadow of his father, Papa Wanker, a very conservative politician who...