Author: bood abides

Today’s Topical Limericks

Al-Jaafari, claiming  we turn them to haters, Pleas for civility, this official debater. As a wave of attacks, Kills 48 in Iraq, Says Boylan, “Shoot first; asked questions make craters.” (four more after the...

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Today’s Topical Limericks

Perhaps it’s just not very nice, To joke of selling the Eskimos ice. But son of a gun, It’s a heck of a pun, Bush is now trying to sell China Rice! (seven more after the fold)The suicide bombings continue, With Iraq...

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Today’s Topical Limericks

The New Gilligan’s Isle writers will try, To make producers with labor comply. Seems they’ve brought a lawsuit, In their quest and pursuit, Of a much bigger slice of the pie. (five more after the fold) The dust...

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Bush Pays Respects in London

London (APE)  Prior to departing aboard Air Force One for home from the G-8, President Bush made a surprise visit to London to pay his respects in the ongoing efforts after the bombings there. As the death toll rose, the...

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Today’s Topical Limericks

Iraq holds new talks with Iran, Could this all just be Dubya’s big plan? Says he’s not a divider, Insists he’s more a uniter, His legacy an “Iraqiranistan Taliban”. (four more after the fold)A...

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