Author: bood abides

Breaking : Deep Throat Disappears

Santa Rosa, CA (Rotters) – In a bizarre twist of events this morning the distraught family of Mark Felt, age 91, stated that he disappeared last night. Mr. Felt, former second in command of the FBI during the Watergate...

Read More

Bush Press Conference Turns Ugly

Bush speaking in rose garden this morning with offending press corps member in the foreground. Washington (APE) by Shithead Wallace – Hours ago, the secret service brought an undignified closing to the press conference...

Read More

Memorial Day Holiday Treat!

Whenever I get more than a day off in a row, I really enjoy spending a few hours honing my skills. Memorial Day is kind of winding down now, and tomorrow, it’s back into the trenches to do battle with the Oiligarchy for...

Read More

TIMFP!!!!!

I am not usually given to such behavior, but this is a warning: this is a rant! Oooo… I am so pissed! Today, I go in to give blood at my local Red Cross, like usual. They always have some little enticements for people to...

Read More