Author: CabinGirl

On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.  – Tom Lehrer

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.  – George Burns

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.  – Mark Twain