Author: Carnacki

Good evening. Welcome to the return of Chills and Thrills. Tonight brings you horrors beyond the grave. In other words, horror less frightening than the evil wrought by the Republicans.Thrills to Sarah Michelle Gellar. The...

So I write a long happy story and hit submit and my computer crashed. It’s been that kind of day. I did our taxes today. The kids always seemed underfoot as I’m trying to find the paperwork for 1099s, I owe money to...

My goal is as simple and narcissistic as me. I want my country to run so well and efficiently I can ignore it and spend my time on horror boards bitching about the failures of Rob Zombie’s horror films or the beauty that...

I wish I could get the scanner to work. My oldest daughter drew a card for me that sums up this happy story better than any thing I could write. She drew a picture of me smiling with her next to me smiling. She said it...

Last year nearly 40 people from across blogtopia met in Harpers Ferry on the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend. This year, we’d like to do it again. We (Cabin Girl and I) have narrowed it down to two choices: Harpers Ferry...