Author: clammyc

The Bubbling Disaster That is Pakistan

Lost in the whole disgrace that is the “War on Terror™” as well as the debacles in Iraq and Afghanistan (and the saber rattling with Iran, North Korea and just about everyone else that looks at Dear Leader funny) is the...

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Stupid Spoiled Whores

OK, so the “whores” part is really only confirmed by such sources as Page 6 and Wonkette, and the title is from one of the best South Park episodes in a long time. And while offspring of prominent politicians are generally off...

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Profiles in Douchebaggery – Abu Gonzalez

Taking a page out of his boss and partner in war crime, Attorney General Alberto “Abu” Gonzalez had the following nugget for the bearded talking meatstick Wolf (please don’t call me Leslie) Blitzer about what mistakes he may...

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You Stay Classy, Condi.

Well, Condi has answered the burning question on every freeper’s mind and has ruled out a run for president in 2008. Like she even had a chance to begin with. While I will give her credit for recognizing the advances that women...

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