Glengarry Glen Rove
Oh, the deflation today after some of the overnight buzz — that the WSJ and Bloomberg were going to nail Dick Cheney — fell flat. (‘course, there are always tonight’s editions.)
Now there’s all this buzz about the little-known White House Iraq Group whose documents — as I quoted yesterday from a 2004 Newsday article — were subpoenaed clear back in 2004 by Patrick Fitzgerald (Grand Jury List of Witnesses & Documents [from 2004], Oct. 11, 2005).
“The news is flying fast and furious this evening,” wrote a breathless Jane Hamsher last night at FireDogLake. “Raw Story has an excerpt from tomorrow’s WSJ saying that the investigation may have broadened to include the whole of the White House Iraq Group.”
But that “excerpt” turned out to be this ho-hummer: “Lawyers familiar with the investigation believe that at least part of the outcome likely hangs on the inner workings of what has been dubbed the White House Iraq Group.” (WSJ, Oct. 12, 2005)
In the spirit of entertaining speculation, let’s look at some snapshots of the primary members of the nearly secret WHIG that sold the American people, the media, and the Congress on the Iraq war. And how. By the way, if you’re hip, or you read Catnip’s fine piece last night, you now know that WHIG stands for White House Iraq Group.
First — and this is an exclusive! — here’s WHIG’s mascot:

WHIG FOUNDER — and presidential cheeseburger fetcher1 — is President Bush’s Chief of Staff Andrew Card.
Quotable Card, on selling the war in Iraq: “From a marketing point of view you don’t introduce new products in August.”
Dishing: Writes Billmon, “If Howard Fineman is right, and Andrew Card really is making a move to topple Karl Rove, then this country could be in a heap of trouble. … “I’m not a very smart person,” Card says. “I have to work really hard at remembering things.” … “When I interviewed him, I could tell fairly quickly that [he] definitely wasn’t the sharpest chisel in the White House toolbox.” However, according to Sourcewatch, he’s known as a consensus builder.
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1From “Ron Suskind’s as-told-to account of former Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill’s stormy tenure, The Price of Loyalty, reports Billmon:
Card nodded. No one laughed. He all but raced out of the room.
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Below the fold are profiles of the other ruthless, relentless WHIGs who sold the war: Karl Rove, Karen Hughes, Mary Matalin, James R. Wilkinson, Nicholas E. Calio, Condoleezza Rice, Stephen Hadley and I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby …