Author: emma p dot eel

These days i am a lapsed agnostic. I used to not know, but now i don’t give a WTF. Honestly, had enough of the argument, and i’m sure it will all turn out just fine, regardless of who turns out to be the supreme...

How he talks. “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible.” “There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If...

The pig is such a hateful mess of the garbage found down deep in the humanoid gene pool that it’s hard to pick any one horror to focus upon, but i’ll try. It’s this: Apophasis is a rhetorical device wherein the...