Author: Londonbear

Blair Wants New Penis Extension

Pathetic middle aged men with a potency anxiety buy a fancy sports car as a penis extension. Pathetic middle aged impotent British Prime Ministers commission a new nuclear weapons system as their’s. Today Blair will...

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British Give Iraq Pullout Roadmap

The British Foreign Secretary has given a roadmap for the eventual pullout of British troops from Iraq. This involves the handover of the remaining provinces under British control to Iraqi responsibility. British forces would...

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AlJazeera Expose Border Security Failure

Al Jazeera’s English network has exposed a glaring error in the border security of virtually all western nations. Apologies as they do not seem to have their act together to provide lifts from the interviews in their...

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