Author: Steven D

Ron Johnson: 2nd Amend. Wuss

Ron Johnson is a Republican Senator who is a coward. Sure, he supports my right — and yours — to own 100 round magazines for our semi-automatic rifles, as he told Chris Wallace, and I thank him for that in the face...

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Gun Deaths by State – Findings

The above map uses 2007 data from the CDC. Data on gun deaths since then may have changed since many states have since loosened their gun laws, notably states that have passed or strengthened stand your ground laws. Please note...

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Dear Zimmerman: STFU re: God’s Plan

First off, George Zimmerman must be intent on putting The Onion out of business. I’ve known a lot of people who claimed they were doing God’s work (Tim Tebow and Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, come to mind)...

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We Have 2 National Governments!

You might be surprised to know that all of you have acquired dual citizenship – sort of. You see, recently a new country with a new government was created in which You and I are citizens. It just so happens this new...

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Banks Aren’t Racist, except when they are

Wells Fargo settled a lawsuit brought for by the Justice Department for pitiful sum of $175 million dollars yesterday. Why do I describe the sum of $175 million dollars pitiful? Well first, this is Wells Fargo, one of the...

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