Niger is the scene of heartbreak,
With US silence in starvation’s wake.
Care to hazard a bet,
Like Marie Antoinette,
Bush will ironically send them Yellow Cake?
(four more after the fold)
Seems Discovery’s been given the go,
With the fuel sensor problem in tow.
Will this stubborn anomaly,
Lead to a new homily?
NASA’s answer is `God only knows…’
“Hey Andy, thought I’d give you heads up,
`bout that Plame/Joseph Wilson hook-up.
You’ve got `til the morning,
`Til my formal warning,
To get all the staff’s records cleaned up.”
London aims for the head not the chest,
In an attempt to put terror to rest.
While US license to hunt,
A pseudo-humorous affront,
To liberals, puts democracy to test.
“Wedding Crashers” has caused venting of spleen.
The controversy’s a “purple heart” scene.
A new bill’s on the way,
But will hypocrisy defray,
Prosecuting GOP band-aid routines?
Mine (such as it is and appropriate to nothing):
An actor there was named Cruise,
Scientology he did choose,
He now dates Katy,
He hopes until eighty,
His mind, a bad thing to lose.
oh yeah, wasn’t that just peachy keane of Gonzales to tell little Andy 12 hours before he told the President about investigation… It’s certainly no surprise that this gets dirtier by the day but am wondering why Gonzales came out with this now? Certainly isn’t helpful to the administration-or Gonzales either for that matter. Some speculation already says he’s mad he didn’t get the SC nomination from Bush…
Gonzales opens his mouth
His loyalty may go south?
Are rats deserting the ship
oh if only bush gets sent to Git(mo)