Years ago while I was visiting friends of mine who had two daughters ages 7 and 9, or thereabouts, their mom got up from the kitchen table, opened up the girls’ door and asked them to pipe down because they were laughing hysterically. Mom sat back down at the table and dad looked at the now closed bedroom door, raised his finger and said snidely, “Ya! Stop having fun!!”. I laughed, of course. Mom wasn’t too impressed with him though.
Over at the orange place, they’re having a big, serious discussion about the appropriateness of celebrating Fitzmas with SnoodGuy leading the way in his “Kill the Fitzmas Talk” diary. To that I say, “Ya! Stop having fun!!”.
Geez.
Oh, we all learned as kids that it isn’t nice to gloat over others misfortunes – even those of our enemies – but this isn’t about gloating and this isn’t about others misfortunes.
This is about punishing a completely corrupt and hostile administration that has:
- torn your country apart,
- is responsible for the deaths and injuries of who knows how many thousands of people (they’re so unbelievably inhumane that they won’t even count the number of dead Iraqis),
- that finds end runs around international treaties to justify torture,
- that prides itself in destroying other countries,
- that holds itself above all people in the “civilized” world,
- that refuses to fund life-saving armour for its troops
- that doesn’t provide proper care to those who’ve survived
- that has plunged the country so far into debt it will be one long, painful haul back for the poor and middle class for countless decades to come,
- that refuses to properly protect the homeland as it promised,
- that purports to care about health care, education and the environment while sticking a knife into all attempts to improve them,
- that refuses to believe in scientific fact
- that promotes a religious agenda then chastises other (Muslim) countries for doing the same,
- that wants to dismantle your future through its social security “reforms”,
- that goes after its detractors and enemies using the PATRIOT Act as its shield,
- that detains innocent people indefinitely in the name of the GWOT and sends others across the ocean to be tortured,
- that wants to trample on a woman’s right to choose,
- that wants to amend the constitution to ban gay marriage
- that hires completely incompetent people – from the top on down – for the most vital government positions relating to life and liberty,
- that lied without shame and continues to do so on a daily basis
- that has misled its country and its allies into a vicious, endless war,
the list goes on and on…
So – let me tell you – if and when Fitzgerald announces indictments against these arrogant bastards, I dare anyone to tell me to STFU.
I may not be an American, but if any of you are having a Fitzmas party, be sure to send me an invitation because this is one celebration I won’t miss!
As for the rest of you who, like that mom, believe we should all be dignified in our response, find your own damn place to hang out and remember this: if Kerry had won the election, you would have been partying right along with the rest of us as we watched Bush leave office. So, save your indignation for what really matters.
Once I’ve finished stuffing my face with relishing news of any indictments, I fully plan on going out for a celebratory beer.
And potentially some nachos, depending on the timeliness of the announcement in relation to my last meal.
Mmmm. Beer and nachos. I can almost taste it now…
I’ll bring the wine and chocolate š
Anyone who touches my cheesecake dies.
http://www.mannionsrestaurant.com/cheesecakes/images/cakebfinger.jpg
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I challenge thee to a duel!
Hey manee, I hope you are planning a pre celebration diary for the FBC tomorrow!!!!! Maybe you should do an early bird diary tonight…
Zell? Is that you?
Perhaps, or I could be my evil twin:
What a fantastic idea!! š
any food that you can eat while jumping on the bed… has got to be a good thing š
extra cheesecake just for you, Catnip dear… š
Will have to wait till the weekend for a complete celebration thanks to the spouse’s shitty work schedule right now, but look forward to hoisting several celebratory adult beverages (one per indictment, perhaps…the spouse and I will take transit, promise!) in the direction of the honorable Mr. Fitzgerald…
And, btw, because I’m sure someone will bring this up: when I said you should find your own place to hang out, I wasn’t talking about your leaving BT if you’re not into partying. I meant that perhaps you may want to spend a quiet nite at home…or hang out at the library… or some other quiet place since you won’t be attending the big party at a yet to be determined location.
(We’re having it at Susan’s house. Don’t tell her though. It’s a surprise.)
why don’t you just STFU and leave?
Oh, I guess that doesn’t exactly work with you.
Let me think of something else and get back to you…
Ok…
Hey, we’re not on the Canadian political blogs trying to make your standard of living worse, why are you coming here trying to make ours better?
If they’re committing crimes?! Did this guy sleep through the last 5 years? Um… celebrating criminality would be creepy indeed. Celebrating their getting caught, however… natch!
If they’re committing crimes?! Did this guy sleep through the last 5 years?
I know. It’s as if he’s shocked and surprised at the possibility.
The ‘celebrating criminality’ is spin right in there with Malkin accusing the Friends Service Committee partying down when they hold candlelight vigils. Pure GOP spin.
I always wonder where the ‘moderate’ voices counseling decorum and wondering about proper behavior were during the pie wars…
on or about the same day GWB was getting ready to be crowned Jeebus II of America the Oakland Raiders were playing in the AFC Championship game against the Baltimore Ravens. It was in Oakland. As a Raider’s season ticket holder I was at the game in which the Raven’s defense demolished Oakland, like they had done to every other team that year. They injured our quarterback and went on to an easy victory.
The Raven’s quarterback ,Trent Dilfer, was meaningless to the outcome of the game. He was almost like the George W. Bush of the Ravens: an undeserving buffoon surrounded by brains and talent. After the game he determined it would be fun and prudent to take the AFC Championship Trophy and parade it around the perimeter of the Oakland Coliseum and taunt the Oakland Raiders, the Owner (Al Davis) in his skybox, and of course the fans.
The Ravens went on to win the Super Bowl. They were so
thrilled with their quarterback’s talent that they cut him in the off season. This rarely happens with a Super Bowl winning quarterback. It just goes to show how meaningless he was to the Raven’s success. He wound up on the Seattle Seahawks, a team the Raiders played twice a year at that point in time.
Next season, the Raiders played the Seahawks in their home opener, which I believe was the second game of the year. On the third play from scrimmage, Dilfer rolled out to pass and couldn’t find a receiver. He of course ran out of bounds to safety. He was however not safe, as he was hit about four yards out of bounds directly on his knees. His season ended immediately.
These things aren’t discussed openly, but retribution is payed for blatant arrogance and stupidity. He got his.
I bring this up, because the GOP have been strutting through our houses taunting us with their little fucking trophies for about five years. Trophies they did little to earn and aren’t smart enought to deserve. Finally, they fucked up! They decided to cram their trophies down the throats of the Central Intelligence Agency.
In a few days this Administration will learn that it was foolish to have taunted the C.I.A. Somebody is about to hit them late, low, and unlike in the NFL, it will all be legal.
I shall not shed any tears!
Even if these people are badly damaged, the fact that it happens 1 year too late means they’re going to continue shaping the rest of my life. The enforcers get their little revenge, and management still gets to write our neoConstitution.
Yippee.
This is pure spec.
If Cheney resigns for health reasons and Fitmas is real with a slew of indictments for top Admin insiders, Bush is a weak lame duck President at best.
Miers is immediately withdrawn and his next pick is certainly more cautious. Remember, O’Connor’s resignation is pending her successor’s appointment. It could be tommorrow or in 2007 after impeachment and conviction or in 2009.
Furthermore, Dems on the hill will be handed yet a fifth bat to start swinging. If they don’t use it, well, there is nothing we can do but start running netroots candidates in districts held by GooPers.
Republicans on the hill will immediately begin thinking about their jobs. Only the bottom 27 percent or so will worship this Admin after an implosion like Fitzmas (pending its reality). So if it is real and the Admin is severely weakenend they will no longer need to lick boots.
The dynamics of life on Capitol hill will change dramatically. Approving insane judges will not neccessarily be the status quo. It might, but it is quite realistic that your life is salvagable!
Remember Edwards…
Hope is on the way!
At least I hope so.
If they don’t use it, well, there is nothing we can do but start running netroots candidates in districts held by GooPers.
Personally I think we should be doing this anyway. Well, at least for some candidates.
And Agreed!
Perhaps you can provide an assist.
We are trying to gently persuade Cathy of DKos, MLW, many liberal/progressive blogs, and probably here to run in Louisiana’s 4th District.
I feel she’d be a great candidate.
McCrery ran unoposed last time, and is doing so this time.
He has been in Congress for twenty years. Think of how much worse the lives of many of the people of that district have gotten in that time!
20 years! Two wars in Iraq. Several illegal ones in central America and Iran. One in Afghanistan. WTC hit twice. WTC gone. New Orleans devastated. LA tourism infastructure devasted. This man has facilitated the machine which has permited this. And have the lives of those constituents improved?
Are you better off today then you were when he took office in 1984? I doubt it!
Great post as usual Omir the Storyteller!
Then I shouldn’t put away my Fitzmas menorah?
I am celebrating right now and I brought some cheesecake for you as well and I plan on reallllly celebrating on the day of the announcement.

recommends for that silly diary. Why on earth?
glad you cleared that up! lol
There were several comments about how we can’t be happy, because maybe there won’t be indictments after all. Like it would be a really bad thing to enjoy some happiness now, because maybe there will be disppointment later.
And then I suppose we shouldn’t be happy if there are indictments, because maybe there won’t be convictions. And then maybe it won’t be the end of the neocons. Etc., etc.
Well, excuse me, but I think I’ll be happy right now. Sufficient unto the day and all that.
Happy Fitzgiving, that’s what I say.
is actually reporting information (albeit sometimes on the back pages) is really a step forward!
I intend to celebrate with, wait for it… yellow cake (groan!).
And by the way, it’s a liquid refreshment too, I’ve learned —
equal parts pineapple juice, vanilla vodka triple sec, shaken with ice and strained into a shot glass.
Bottoms up (ah that’s so delicious)….
I hope you’ll all be chipping in later when I have to pay my dues at Weight Watchers.
I’ll buy you a few anti-grams of upsydaisium or maybe a scale that measures at 85% of what it’s supposed to. How’s that?
That might not work when I can no longer get off the couch.
I’ll always have my blogging though…
All right a shout out to anyone who feels conflicted about having fun… sorry it’s not a cheesecake theme, but the outcome is in your hands hee, hee(sort of)do you gravitate toward the right or left arrow?..wait- there could be so many interpretations of that…
http://www.yeeguy.com/freefall/
Things have been so crappy for so long that if something goes right in a major way, try and stop me from enjoying it.
And if’n you ask me, right at the moment, even the thought of mass indictments is something gone right.
I suppose Fitzmas will probably be like Christmas, where the reality seldom quite measures up to the expectation. But I’m still gonna enjoy whatever I get.
When I read that diary “over there” I started laughing my ass off. To not celebrate criminals being brought to justice is just wrong. We are not celebrating the crime but the slime getting caught. I have waited for over two years to say I told you so to a few people I know. If that isn’t politically correct then sue me!
Thanks Catnip. I thought that we were in the opposition because we’re tired of the self-appointed judges? Apparently that’s a hard habit to break.
being freeped????
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(pauses to catch breath)
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I’m afraid to celebrate Fitzmas too early…I got stung pretty badly last November when I counted my chickens before they were hatched and it all fell apart in the wash…. (loves me some mixed metaphors)
I sooooooo want to celebrate – I just want to wait until the announcement….but can I have one of those cheesecakes on a stick anyway?
tell Nick Kristof he can bite my shiny metal ass. Good thing no one reads the NYT editorial page any longer.
Over at the orange place, they’re having a big, serious discussion about the appropriateness of celebrating Fitzmas with SnoodGuy leading the way in his “Kill the Fitzmas Talk” diary.
Over at the orangle place, they seem to have a positive fixation on telling people to shut the fuck up. I don’t know about you, but my family has been spilling its blood on battlefields since the Revolution precisely so we wouldn’t have to shut the fuck up.
And considering that the dominant faction over there has made it quite clear that they don’t care about the rights and freedoms of me and mine, I’m not shutting the fuck up on their behest.
So Merry Fitzmas, y’all.
Popcorn…check
Hot chocolate…check
Bailey’s…double check
Yep, I’m ready… š