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Coffee & Tea under the window, platters of treats on every table
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Newspapers are in their regular spot next to the door
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Please recommend (and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from yesterday)
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May the 4’s be with you
Clean Tables, fresh drinks and live music if you’re good.
Live music? Is there a cover to get in?
No pints this early, maybe send me over a diet coke.
perfect mackerel waffles cooked on piano keys!
Oh stop! You’re making me hungry.
And Dead music if we’re bad?
C’mon now, kansas. Surely you’d rather hear the Dead than, say, the 18 minute dance remix of Ashcroft’s ‘Let the Evil Soar’ ..
Hey, don’t you pick on those old geezers…
Oops! I should have said, “And Dead music if we’re baaaaad.”
Good morning … where’s the coffee? I’m exhausted from all this filibuster stuff, calling senators only to find their voice mailboxes FULL then trying all their other local district offices voice mailboxes FULL, then trying to fax and having to hit the redial button over and over and over again for hours because it’s fucking BUSY has left me with enormous biceps and a foggy brain. So where’s the coffee?
Let’s put on some Sam Cooke, “A Change Is Gonna Come” because we are on our way, my friends, we are on our way!
Ah, well, I’ll wait until tonight then to do mine.
It’s actually exciting to get the full mailboxes and busy faxes. There’s a whole lotta WHOOPS going on across this country, that’s for sure.
Maybe if we pooled our money we could rent a blimp and shower pamphlets down on capitol hill. They would start with “We tried to call, but couldn’t get through, we tried to fax, but couldn’t get through, but you WILL NOT avoid us.”
Of course Homeland Security would arrest us.
But we have more important things to discuss — like how this incredible stud with washboard abs brought you groceries to your place and ….
keep going … and?
And you didn’t have any money to pay.
credit card — prepaid. Just had to sign
Party pooper.
What a novel idea for a softcore movie. I’ll bet they’ve never done that one.
What ever would Mary trade for her groceries?
Well, it would be a short movie. Sorry, don’t have any cash, go away.
used to say “doesn’t play well with others”?
::pout::
Hey … see below.
And I used to always get A’s and B’s for my grades but C’s and D’s for effort. Slacker, remember?
Jim (nice guy that he is) found a quote for you yesterday:
Hard work will pay off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I assume you modeled those washboard abs on Jim?
Jim — if you’re still at the library, don’t blush. Although the NSA might get you for reading soft core porn.
If there is one absolute certainty in our marriage it’s that neither our bodies was a motivating factor.
Just popping in before a bath and a book… A friend of mine has a t-shirt that says ‘Sleeps well with others’. Tee-hee. Hope everyone has a wonderful afternoon.
How are you today?
Thanks for asking Mary! I’m slightly grumpy, only due to the fact that I have no idea when my sweetie will be arriving today. Oh well. It’s not the weekend I envisioned, but it’ll all be just fine. So I’m gonna go indulge in a bath and Brokeback Mtn shortly. Overall, I’m great though.
Good. Never let the assholes get you down — or at least don’t let them keep you down.
This is supposed to be a group effort. So somebody else is supposed to pick up the next part of the story (say, anybody know where we can find a certain author whose books include tasteful lead-ins to off-page raucous sex?)
‘The strapping young man eyed the attractive woman before him, clad only in a diaphenous nightgown of dusky silk.
‘No money, eh? he said, rubbing the contours of his manly chin with a manly hand. His father lifted his lip in a boyish half-smile that belied his years. He knew what came next.
‘Ya know, I’m fairly sweaty after all this haulin’. Maybe I can bother you for a quick shower?’
The woman blushed appealingly. ‘But your arm — you say there’s a cramp.. ‘
‘Yeah, I know. Sometimes I need help soapin’ my back.’ The young man’s eyes glittered with predatory light. ‘You game, Ma’am .. ?’
‘You bet I am!’ the curvy female replied. She moved toward him with a feline purr. ‘Now take off that diaphenous nightgown, you silly boy!’ .. ‘
I bow to your literary talents, oh Queen.
LOL
Can’t top that bit of genius. Clearly your talents need a bigger audience than your cats can give you.
Thanks, all. Tacky, isn’t it? 😉
(Disclaimer: I was once snowbound in a small cabin with three books on shotguns, half a Zap comic & a porn paperback.)
is a safe and effective cleaner for LCD screens? The preferred application method is to simply fill the mouth with Perrier Lemon, then spray the screen with your nose.
Ah! Blessed by The Master ..
Ok …
and ..
as he walked through the door, she looked past him and realized he had brought some help.
If this was a standard porn movie he would have brought two large-busted women and he would merely watch.
Indy would like that. and I didn’t say that he brought another man.
And of course your groceries would now be inventive props. Hey, as long as the groceries got put away I’d go for it.
He was very receptive when I told him where to put things.
Ya gotta love a man like that.
Don’t get too excited, but some of my groceries get stored in the BASEMENT. When I asked him to come with me in (I mean to) the basement, he agreed.
You are clearly trying to inflame my basement envy.
I am getting a little tired of going up and down 🙂
Then just lie there like you’re married. :::runs for cover:::
Some of us married folk prefer back and forth to up and down.
you guys get any farther off to the right I’m going to start calling you, neofrogs!
Really, I’d hate to miss any of these titilating comments, and next thing you know they’ll be pecking a hole out the rt side of my monitor. Oh, well, I could use a bigger one anyway.
Is this a blown margin?
Andi, did you do it again?
At least there’d be no need to pull The Unitary Executive off his bicycle seat to tell him about it ..
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Really sets a mood — I feel like I should get all “broody”.
Great shot. I like the mood of an oncoming storm.
Would that horizontal sorta white line at water level be the leading edge of the rain storm?
We get that effect sometimes as a thunderstorm moves across the prairie.
The sun stayed out for about half of it but it went away and apparently won’t be back for several days.
That’s such a pretty woods. I’d have dogs too if I could always take them for a walk there. Sending some sunshine and blue skies your way since we have both in abundance.
I have to admit that living next door to an 800 acre camp does have its advantages.
I’ll take that sunshine. This has been the gloomiest month that I can remember.
the beach? For those of us who have to put up with rain today.
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Color me jealous. I used to live next to a 99 acre property who’s caretaker didn’t mind us taking the doggies through the edge of it next to our place. One day down the road, I hope…
We’ve got 40 acres of our own and besides the camp, we share our property lines with a 35-acre property and a 20 acre property neither of which are lived on (one has a cabin that is rarely used and the other is just woods). So we are surrounded by woods and have no neighbors. I love it.
Sounds like heaven to me… 🙂
Computerized magnified projection of Cheney’s scalp after just one treatment with Avacor.
I’m afraid he has headlice.
Beautiful photo, Andi. Just lovely — the light is so clear!
I s’pose I should get outside a bit myself — rather than fartin’ around at home, dreaming up porn scenarios that have nothing to do with credit cards.
I don’t think I can agree. A talent like yours shouldn’t be allowed to go fallow.
Y’know, I once talked with someone engaged in this type of work, thinking I might get into it — it was piecework, generally, with a $300 fee per manuscript. Turns out the greater demand at the time was for romance novels. I did a little research into what was generally expected & decided I just couldn’t do it.
Ah well, duty calls. Off to the chores (for which I do not receive any monetary compensation whatsoever).
Later, all! Enjoy.
Hi! Everyone. I love the photographs!
Katie — where did you got? Oh… frantically searching the web sites of KC grocery stores to find a delivery option. Carry on.
I’m around. I just took a shower. Now I’m naked.
(cough)
I mean clean!
blog NUDE!
(laughing)
Nice!
Pass it around!
(Just for the record, sipping your little bit of Drambuie over the course of an evening is not going to do anything bad to you. If I had your numbers – one day, WHEN I have your numbers, and am not on drugs, I look forward to sipping me a little bit of something again, too! )
It’s not so much the numbers, it’s the dollar’s I can buy a hardback book for the cost of a bottle of Drambuie.
generic drambuie 😉
I still think it would make a crappy rusty nail.
Too many mystery ingredients.
along with way too much fiber.
to make margin busting accusations when the comment is so far over that I can’t reply without busting the margin. You are diabolical!
(chuckling madly)
And let’s go to the Beach!