Since we’ll likely be locked in a swirling cycle of frivolity surrounding the ever frivolous notion of using nuclear weapons for only the third time in human history, for some time to come, I think it’s high time we got to know the Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator. Luckily, The Union of Concerned Scientists has created a helpful animation to help get those of us who aren’t in the know, up to speed. Not so pretty, but it’s what the wingnuts and war enthusiasts are having wet dreams about these days, so it’s good to stay on top of things. I don’t know about you, but all of this nuclear war frivolity, “wild speculation” and general hoo ha, has made me feel as though a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain.
(via Susie)
Thinkprogress helpfully points us to comforting statements.
Not to worry. Rumsfeld speaking on Iran said we’re
Just fantasyland, wild speculation.
Oh good. I feel much better now. I love fantasyland!
quit being a bitch and pill me up!
…these are no longer any worry because Congress has…ahem…shot them down.
However, the folks at Jane’s, the authoritative British weapons experts, said in November [subscribers only]:
Check out my January Diary here or my Monday Diary here to see a Physicians for Social Responsibility assessment of the human effects of a large RNEP in Isfahan.
There will be a conventional bomb detonated at teh Nevada Test Site in June that is clearly intended to provide seismic data on a ‘bunker-buster.’ DKos conventioneers should be able to witness a mushroom cloud from Vegas.
Thank you for those two wonderful diaries Meteor Blades. This is way off topic (as if I care), but I’m a big fan of your writing, and I’m blushing more than just a little that you left a comment on my crappy little post. Thanks.
hope you’ll forgive me piling on this OT, but related topic:
Condi was in Congress last week shillling for the deal. Democrats are divided over it.
from The Federation of American Scientists (FAS) petition page:
Thanks for posting this. 🙂
I often feel like a fool posting anything, so a little encouragement goes a long way. Thanks.
the rights to the “koala crapping a rainbow on my brain” phrase? If not, I would like to shameless use it in my everyday dealings of frivolity. 🙂
Yeah, Manny, I loved that line too! I got a great chortle out of that, despite the very serious nature of what Chris was talking about in his main post. This is so déja vu with the sabre rattling and drumrolls I feel like I’ve been bounced back to 2002 when the writing was clearly on the wall, and nobody but us malcontents took notice. Now that the rest of the country seems to be rousing itself oh so slightly against it, I fear it may be too late again. Especially with the announcement from Iran today that they have enriched uranium already. Jeebus. This is too much for my fragile leetle mind at this hour, so this nocturnal turkey is gonna take your advice and wing off into the night as well.
Thanks for the post, Chris!
I don’t. I stole it from a Cartoon Network series named Sealab 2021. I’m not sure if it’s still on because my TV has been a smoldering ruin for months now, but the first few seasons were delightful and full of phrases worth stealing.
If anyone looked at the animations, it does seem kind of strange the nuclear fallout from a possible strike on Iran are depicted to be only eastward over Afghanistan/Pakistan/India doesn’t it?
From a relatively recent experience, Chernobyl, most of the fallout was to the west over Europe.
Is this the way they hide that a neuclear eexplosion in Iran would be a major disaster for, among several countries, Israel?