Happy Hour at the Froggy Bottom Lounge
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Newcomers and Lurkers are welcome!.
Just jump right in and introduce yourself.
Just jump right in and introduce yourself.
We like to both shake AND stir things up around here!
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Please recommend (and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier)
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Hey! That 4 looks good on you!
I thought we needed some more elbow room, what with all the hockey.
That looks great, Indy — I want one! Who’s the bartender in the joint?!? Oh, wait… it’s me!
It’s fun to order, too, although I’m reasonably certain it could kill a diabetic. It’s a Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall w/A Kiss:
1/2 part sloe gin
1/2 part Southern Comfort
1 part vodka
1 teaspoon Amaretto Di Saronno
dash of Galliano
top up OJ
1 orange slice
ice
Shake the sloe gin, vodka, Southern Comfort with cracked ice. Strain and pour into a highball glass. Top up with orange juice. Add the dash of Galliano. Then float the Amaretto (the kiss) on top.
Sounds like the scene in Sea Of Love with Al Pacino except it wasn’t all that slow.
I’ll have what Indy’s having, please!
Heeeey Indy. That looks great.
How’re ya doing, how’s the move?
I packed one box of books today, nearly passed out, took the day off so I wouldn’t wind up in the damn hospital. Fortunately, I have about 75% of everything done at this point, so I can afford to not deal with it today.
How’s things shakin’ ’round your place, FM?
You take it easy and don’t overtax yourself. You’re almost there, so it’s not need to overdo.
Wish I could be there to pack everything you needed.
Thanks, sweetie.
But sorry that you didn’t feel up to more than one box today. Put your feet up and have a cocktail or two.
Race ya to the bottom… iffin’ you know what I mean 🙂
You’re so in the gutter to begin with that I’m always challenged to find a good retort to you, lol, and half the time I can’t do it, like now. You win!
well at least not clitterally speaking, that is 🙂
I just like to “see” you smile. 😉
Smile hell, you make me laugh so hard my tummy hurts.
Must not hurt…
How about some butterfly kisses and wet whispers all along the backside of your calves while tender fingers find significant pressure points around the “landscaping”.
Sounds good!
Oh my. The married women around here really test my boundaries.
When did you get boundaries? I thought there was something different — they look good on you!
I picked them up on sale at CostCo. Got a smokin’ deal, too, but they seem to break down whenever DJ shows up. Curious, that.
Boundaries tend to get slippery when wet.
This is the part where, if we were at the actual bar, I would just hug you in gratitude for you being you, while laughing my ass off because you are hilarious and adorable.
You would just bust a gut if you were around me oh say 4:20ish.
That looks really good…can I celebrate this evening’s lacrosse win with one of those?
Sloe comfortable screws for everybody! Up against the wall, on the pool table, and kisses wherever you prefer.
Ooh baby!
Is a sloe comfortable screw an actual name for a drink or just a fun bar activity?
Oh, it’s a name in some places. You know the kind. Too cute for their own good. Goddammed kids these days. If you want a real drink, I’ll be over there with the bottle of Wild Turkey.
good. I’m slumming with JB and will welcome the upgrade.
That’s it — I’m playing Tom Waits on the jukebox. Mr. Segal.
It’s both! 🙂 That’s the real name and recipe for that drink — they are very sweet, but very good.
To borrow a pickup line — but enough about me, let’s talk about you. How are things with you, the move, roomie, and roomie’s mom?
I’m totally avoiding meatworld at the mo, so please don’t take offense when I say: no, but really, how are you? 🙂
But enough about me — what do you think about me?
I think you’re overworked and underpaid at this gig, Izzy.
you can all talk about my favorite subject: ME!
so am I — so now what do we talk about? I’m too tired to keep up with you in a theory-fest.
Talk about me as if I’m not really here. I’m watching the Indians game so I’m zoned out.
One of those women given to indiscriminate fluffing.
I’m too tired to keep up with myself. I’m not even sure I’m making sense, but I know sense isn’t exactly a pre-req for this joint. 🙂
That looks smooth and cream and coooooool! 🙂
Hey, doll. Shouldn’t you be high-sticking someone right about now? ;p
Two for hooking
Butterfly move
FIVEHOLE!!!!!!!
or my favorite… getting a game misconduct which means you head to the showers.
But the sentences? Oy! I assume this is high hockey jargon
where mamma keeps the homemade jam!
Yupperoni. Hockey schtuff 🙂
Sometimes when a skater gets the puck taken away from him by an opposing player and it’s done with such amazing thievery… it’s called getting undressed.
I couldn’t leave him behind 😀
To compliment yesterday’s Spotted Cow, or failing that a Booswarm MII would be lovely. Another long day, though the writing was good.
I’ll try to rustle something up. The help here sucks.
A squirrel
with big, fat nuts?
Where’s the new/old Mary when ya need her?
before I actually typed anything. That kind of week. Sigh.
I know. I’ve had a talk with George.
Your cook, waiter and bottle washer is now in the room.
I think I need to borrow George on Wednesdays.
George is always here, but you have to catch him when he not in the kitchen drinking beer. Nothing worse than a drunk dog.
I could offer you five cats as wait staff, but I don’t think that’s going to help. Belle will sit the corner and sulk. Jordan will tip over people’s drinks. Leith will sleep under a table. Ashbless will writhe in the hors d’oevrues. And Nutmeg will be really helpful for the thirty seconds before she notices she’s got a tail to chase.
LOL — thanks, but I have cats here and you can see I’m getting no help.
I can hear George snickering in the kitchen.
Snickering satisfies 🙂
are snikering in the living room where they’re watching video game pretties instead of slaving in the kitchen. They don’t think of themselves as pets so much as the owners of two piece of highly enteraining mobile lounge chair/cat feeder combos.
The proper tools for housework.
I need one of those with a scoop thing in the front. That and a blowtorch.
That has given me an idea. 😛
To tip your Muse.
like cow tipping?
Exploding Cows is more fun. time kill central.
Push the button…
Enjoy
Hey DJ — a bad injury happened in the Habs game — Koivo was high-sticked in his eye, and they had to take him to the hospital! There was blood rolling down his cheek … looked bad. And the refs missed it and there wasn’t even a penalty called …
OH shit – I was watching Flyers game.
Having WEsley changes channels now.
Oh shit I hope he’s okay…
They haven’t given an update yet — just that he was being taken to the hospital. Maybe during the OT intermission…
What’s got into Philly — they look like a diff. team tonight?
I shared what you wrote to my friends and this is from my hockey buddy:
Yeah, I heard that too. Been watching the game and ESPN News for replays but nothing yet. A couple people on the Habs board said they thought the cut was under his eye, but weren’t sure. No one really knows yet how bad it is.
TSN just posted this:
MONTREAL (CP) – Montreal Canadiens captain Saku Koivu was taken to hospital for precautionary reasons Wednesday after being high-sticked during a game with the Carolina Hurricanes.
Koivu left the ice with the help of a referee after Carolina forward Justin Williams accidentally high-sticked him at 15:08 of the second period.
The Canadiens captain was grimacing and had a gash on his face when he reach the team’s bench.
like I said above/below it always looks bad initially, so hopefully he’ll be ok.
Couple minutes away from puck drop in AVland!
Dunno. Maybe their coach kidnapped their puckbunnies till they win?
ACK they scored again.
Freaking OLN wasn’t airing it till just now. “Live Look In”.
Due to “contractual obligations” they only showed a few minutes. No updates on Saku. Any word Olivia?
OLN is a total fuckward station. I hate how they are doing the cup games. I hate Gary Bettman. He’s like the George Bush of the NHL
We’re spoiled up here considering. We get full games on CBC and TSN including west coast games.
I’ll let you know if they say anything.
Well OLN just blanked out and nwo I’m getting the CBC feed complete with Don Cherry…
WTF?
But I”m not complaining I LOVE Don Cherry and CBC feed. Hockey Night in Canada
Shit… there it went again. Gone.
IT’s like watching the Sybil channel or something.
Too bad you can’t get the Habs game. If I could I’d lend you a channel – we get the game in english on CBC and in french on RDS. 🙂 Shit, I should’ve been watching that channel and they might have had more info …
UPDATE on Koivu — They were just saying that he taken to hospital for further evaluation, and of course they had to show it again w/ the blood drippig off his face!
Hey Andi, green day is here.
Andi’s gotta be missing you all (including The Woods) so much!
It couldn’t hold off a day or two and wait for me to get home. Noooo, self, self, self, that’s nature every thinks about.
Looks purty.
Wish I could give you an hours worth of massage. Rub you with Sweet Almond oil till every part of you smelled like a sugar cookie 😉
And then for the finishing touch, you could turn the dogs loose on me. 🙂
So what’s new with the camera? Got some more pictures to upload while I’ve got wifi (damn, it takes like a second for your blog to load).
I took some pix but haven’t uploaded to the computer. I’m still playing w/ the lens, getting a feel for it. I think I’m going to go back and experiment w/ a couple more this w/e… Since they’re so good about me trying them out. They even told me to bring my photos in so they could see how they turn out… lol. I’ve got some questions for Jim, but it’s been a crazy work week and haven’t had a lot of free time, so I’m saving it up and hope he doesn’t hate me when he gets it! 🙂
It’s crazy that you’re so close to me, and yet we talk more when you’re at home… I can’t wait for you to get home! 😉
And I wouldn’t tell a sould that you drooled all over the place or that I had to wipe it up for you 😉
you’re going to be one busy woman! 🙂
Naw, I just have to pick my nose or something equally as gross and no one will ask me to touch them 🙂
DAMN!!!!! Carolina won with thanks to the refs.
Getting a Standing Boovation.
Yeah — Boovation alright.
Colorado’s up 1-0 already — saying Sakic.
YUp got that game on now, too. I can’t stand Turd-co the goalie for the Phallus Scars.
Hey I ended up being able to view the Habs final minutes. Freaking refs.
maybe I shold get this on the radio while I’m cooking.
Get out of the kitchen Dada and get in front of the tube and help us with some Hockey Mojo. Frikken Barnes just got a shortie for the Scars.
ACK!!!
Put your earphones on and hop on the massage table. You’ll be hoping for Over Time! 🙂
it’s tied up 1-1 in the 1st with aabout 2 mins to go till Int.
except for the processional foray into the land of lasciviously languid massages.
Well, I just got the confirmation email from my PinkMate that we’ve got the appt to go in to the Senators office 5/12 at 2pm –
Now we have to get ready.
us old hippies can tolerate a lot…:{)
I could do it while doing a “good” immitation of Yoko Ono singing Roger Whittikers greatest hits.
That would clear the room and the entire block.
😉
LOL
If it ever came to be, I’d try to give you a fantastic massage that you’d remember forever.
I’d have to get some lavendar oil heated up and finish off with a firm and brisk peppermint oil treatment on the flats of your feets.
I’d have you snoring with your eyeballs rolled back into yesterday, within 5 minutes. 🙂
Gotta ’em the radio…2-1 end of 1st….Tankay’s first pf the po’s.
can you work that in somehow?
Yay Avs! Kickin’ butt!
Wow gorgeous photo AndiF… I love the prominence of the flowers on the subtle backround of trees.
How’s being home? Has Shadow forgiven you?
Being home is great!
And, yes, Shadow is rising to the occasion as usual!
wanna hold my hand, Olivia?? 🙂
Go Montreal!!!!
Is anybody not watching hockey? (besides me?)
I’m watching Amazing Race.
Not me, but of course, that’s because it’s intermission right now. 🙂
don’t tell anyone — it’s illegal in Canada to not watch hockey.
Here’s a new cafe!