Booman City (Disassociative Press) – In another in a series of notable pronouncements, High Spaghetti Priest Boston Joe says the Flying Spaghetti Monster told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America’s coastline this year.
Boston Joe has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show “Pasta Forever” on the Lasagne Broadcasting Network, which he founded.
Boston Joe said the revelations about this year’s weather came to him during his annual all-you-can-eat Spaghetti dinner in January.
“If I heard his pasta holiness right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms of alfedo sauce,” Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, “There well may be something as bad as a marinara tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”
Boston Joe has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that the city of Dover would come under pirate attack for rejecting Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stroke was divine retribution for serving pasta without meat balls.
since you are an expert, what is the origin..err…genesis of the FSM?
It is fittingly appropriate that a blogger of your considerable talents would eventually find himself trying to answer life’s big questions by turning to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, my son.
The revealed word of the FSM is available here. It’s apparently available in bookstores now, by the divine grace of his deliciousness.
May his noodly appendage touch you all.
so it all started with that letter?
Well, I think given the direct correlation between high temperatures and pirates, the answer is apparent.
Of course, some won’t believe. But, that is as his cheesiness likes it.
for many of the world’s ills (tsunamis, hurricanes, Casey’s victory), I prefer to direct my attention to Finagle, the Imp of the Perverse, and his minion Murphy.
Those familiar with the never-ending intercessory work of St. Vidicon will agree with me… 🙂