Last night Booman told me that guinea pigs cannot be cute. Quite clearly, his statement flies in the face of reality. Indeed, anybody who would make such a statement should be considered insane and likely dangerous. I think that in light of this revelation, all of Booman’s judgments and beliefs should be considered suspect. Just to prove he’s completly irrational, Booman also asked me not to post guinea pig pictures on his website.
By the way, does anybody know how to grow a peanut?
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Monkey nuts?!
I think somebody just made up monkey nuts.
do you like roasted monkey nuts?
Only with a good Chardonnay.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH. Just makes me want to wrinkle my nose and talk baby talk.
And who could blame you? Well aside from one person, I mean.
Guinea Pigs are also warm, furry and fit in the palm of your hand until that get really fat and you need both hands to hold them.
Growing peanuts: Put one, shell and all, into the ground about 4″ deep. Saturate the soil with water. Keep soil moist until you see green leaves sprouting. Thereafter, it needs rain about once a week. Months later when the leaves start to turn yellow, yank them out of the ground and hang ’em up to dry.
Ahh, urban peanut farming, what an excellent idea. You could grow them on your deck and use pigeon poop as fertilizer.
Cute piggies by the way.
I think I saw some in the alley last night looking for their sewer cover. Well, at least they’re not as uncute as cats.
Don’t feel so bad Chris. I knew Booman had lost it when he changed the frog…. what, the older one was too ‘cute’ or something… and now the guinea pigs. What’s next no zebras? bah. Bah I say.
See how sad the one on the right looks? That is your fault, Booman. Shame.
I thought he was worried Boo would steal his carrot. But sad works too. Either way, all Booman’s fault.
You know, I think you’re right about this. It’s fear, stark fear in the little fellow’s eyes as he gazes up at Boo. And the brown one looks as if he’s gazing straight at us and thinking, “oh, shit.”
those suckers stink
Ah, the lines are being drawn: Boo, Albert, Dave W. . .watch your backs, fellas. And your fronts. If, one night when you’re all alone, you smell carrot breath and then you see the gleam of long teeth in the darkness, well, all I can say is, hide your peanuts.
Kansas speaks the truth gents. I’m still trying to get those damn penguins off my back from my unfortunate comments a year ago.
Pesky little devils really.
In Blogtopia we have a word for pig hating people like Booman, Albert and Dave. That word is wanker.
wanked… have i made it?
When I smell the carrot breath I’ll be jumping up and down shouting : “yay, more free coyote food!!”
those suckers couldn’t climb up to the height of my oddly high bed which sits on top of a new frame and a full sized box spring along with the mattress.
them piggies with their stubby legs don’t stand a chance. i’d smell them a mile away anways. those fuckers stink.
They’ll sneak up in the middle of the night and fill your head with tales of localhost. You’ll crack.
damn localhost
delicious
They had guinea pigs. They were always so cute and cuddly looking. They would let you hold them, every time. And when they got good and comfortable, they would pee all over you.
I think it was a sign of endearment.
Meet Jack, the carrot-eating malamute:
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he’s a lot cuter than a stinking guinea pig.
Whatever. I’d love to see a dog pull this off.
that’s impressive. But I have a hard time respecting anyone named Sooty.
Says the man known as Boo?
24 piglets and 43 little ones? damn. i guess he wasn’t shooting any blanks.
At just under 150 lbs, when he wants to “play” he has very few folks (and animals) that he can choose from.
but I must agree with Booman on this one. We have a guinea pig named Scooby. He is gross, smelly, annoying, and not cute at all. Now I will have to admit for a rodent, this is one of the cuter ones. He was also better then the other options, a hamster or a lizard.
Sigh. I’m surrounded by madness. I can see I have a lot of work to around here. Let’s examine the hamster, shall we?
They are rodents. Rodents are not cute. End of story.
Where’s that orange monkey, anyway?
You slight the World Peace hamster and then expect monkeys? Heavens, no. You’ll never learn that way. No orange monkeys until you admit that my rodent pictures are absolutely adorable. You get an orange guinea pig wearing a straw hat instead.
Do you think we don’t know the difference between hamsters, guinea pigs, and rats?
That is obviously a rat. And even rats are cute, unless I meet up with them on the street. You know those hulking rats that feed off South Philly garbage, they’re a whole other story.
P.S. Kudos to Chris on the cowboy hamster. Cuteness abounds.
Isn’t there a place where a young man can go to talk about liberal politics and not be ridiculed for enjoying the occaisional picture of a rodent in a straw hat? This is just sad man. I can’ beleive you would censor my rodents like this. That’s it dude. Just go ahead and delete my account, I’m done with this place.
You’ve been trolled, man! I hate it that you feel forced to write the world’s first GBCW diary. Good Bye Cruel Wodent-haters.
Sniff.
This is the worst. I hate being forced out like this by trolls. Good bye cruel Wodent-haters. Snif…snif….Waaaaaahhhhh.
If I wanted to force you out I’d use your egregious refusal to properly capitalize my name in your front-page posts.
Ok booMan, I’ll try to be more sensitive the next time I call you a dangerous and unhinged loon on the front page of your website.
This is a cute picture. Although in that picture you cannot see its feet. I have a real problem with rodent feet. They gross me out . . .blah!!!!
rodents…
Okay, now you’ve gone too far. Wait until Andif hears about this.
and I are like tight like peanuts and hershey’s chocolate. Speaking of, I’m off to get some lunch and a sinful dessert.
Now you’ve done it Manny, them’s fightin’ words…
Says the woman who loves chickens?
Chickens are cute. And they lay eggs.
Rodents are…rodents. And they make more rodents.
I rest my case.
Guinea pigs lay. . .well, apparently, each other.
Creating…more rodents!
Chickens? Cute? Ha! What are you thinking? Pshaw! They aren’t even water fowl.
water fowl hate you! don’t make me break out stories…
Do tell…
i think baby rats are cute
they are like little puppies
i used to have one that slept in my bra while i went shopping
Ahh, the world peace hamster. I can hear the sound of thousands of heads exploding in unison.
how many of those kernels of corn does he have in his mouth anyway… he looks like a chipmunk with peanuts in his mouth… mucho cuteness tho’.
I have your back Chris, although, by the way Boo’s trying to pass of a rat as a hampster we have our work cut out for us…
Good to know. We will crush these rodent haters. One day people will look back on the great guinea pig flame war of 2006 and they’ll remeber who was on the side of right.
Yeah, snarl. And the first person to say “guinea pig pie,” DIES.
er I mean thread, is making it hard to get any work done around here.
Either you ran out of Panda photos or you told someone else they were an idiot from hell whiner wanker titty baby and then felt bad about it and posted of all things a cute guinea pig photo the next morning to soothe gaping salted wounds. I love guinea pigs because they recognize their owners and often squeal for attention. I also adore rats because they are very smart…..and I would own one but my spouse forbids it. My daughter used to have guinea pigs, but guinea pigs are very sensitive to E coli and in Sheridan one spring a bit of E coli found its way into the local water. It had little affect on people or dogs and cats, but by the time they detected it and notified everybody the pigs were deader than door nails. You have so many endearing traits yet you don’t have the smell Chris, how strange.
I am running a little low on panda pictures. We hit peak panda about two months ago and it’s been a downward slog since then. Much easier to reach peak panda than peak pony, but I was still caught off guard. Now it’s entirely possible that I called somebody an idiot from hell whiner wanker titty baby, but it’s more likely that I dropped an ill timed pigfucker bomb. Just a stylistic thing, but it would be more like me. As far as the smell goes, it’s not for a lack of stinkyness on my part.
a G-rated thread
Yikes! Hot peanut sex.
its cheaper and easier to just buy them
let the experts grow the peanuts
And this one has great feet. In fact, he has great everything.
Mr. Crankypants (aka Albert) will send his (largly incompetent) minions after anyone who says otherwise.