Some of you may be aware of the battle raging across blogtopia this fine Saturday afternoon. The blogofacists are attempting to destroy one another with really putrid, god awful anyoying videos. If not, here’s a big pile of links – Atrios(here, here, here, here, here, here and here), Brad R. (here, here, here, here , here, here , here and here), The Editors (here, here, here and here), The Liberal Avenger (here and here). Yeah, that stuff is pretty annoying, but you don’t bring a salad fork to a massacre. Anybody remember Du?
That hurt, now didn’t it? But wait, it gets much worse, so read on.
Somebody should have seen this one coming.
I bet the blogofacists wish they had a Secret Agent Man working for them.
Did you know Vanilla Ice had a love song?
Just in case any these bastards is still standing, I have a little salt for their wounds.
I declare victory. We’re all going home.
I guess I have good manners because I only listen to my “color me badd” & “willy Vanilly” CD when I travel through western Kansas…more cows than people.
And the speakers on my laptop don’t work and those videos still annoying.
No air sickness provided!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36yvg3Zgj30&search=color%20me%20badd
Good God! We can’t even hide out here! There is truly no mercy in the world today.
Now if someone would find a freaky video of “Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide,” I would have to declare that blogger the winner, because today there is: Nowhere to Run and Nowhere to Hide.
Chris, it’s saturday…we wanta take it EAZY
Nooooooooooooooooooo. . .not here, too!!
Everywhere! There is no escape.
Send me 4,700,000 Pottsylvanian zlotnys* via my Paypal account and I’ll tell you how to block YouTube off of your machine. It must be in small, unmarked bills, but that’s OK, because Pottsylvanian zlotnys are only printed in small, unmarked bills.
* About 54 cents US.
I don’t get it.
Chris, I KNOW this isn’t because I’m biased or anything, but I say you win by a mile with that Hasselhoff/Vanilla Ice Theme you have goin on.
But what, no Milli Vanilli?!!!
Thank you. I like to think of it as a delicate Hasselhoff/Vanilla Ice bouquet. Just smell. That, my friend, is freedom in the air.
Ah yes. Milli Vanilli, the great Grammy award winning lip-syncers. Let’s say that the top-40 pop of the late 80s and early 90s scarred me for life.
word to ya mutha, agent man, I love you like a rhinestone.
Go ahead, you might as well…
I have to do this.
I am aroused.
Wow! You win that ‘Rhinstone Cowboy’ clip is the wooooooooooooooooooooooorst!
Congratulations.
Now cease and desist or my attorney will be contacting you.
that Firefox/Adblock does not like YouTube links… š
The conflict has gone nuclear. With the release of strategic weapons, BT has deployed a first strike of Intercontinental Thermo-Hasseloff Ballistic Missiles.
You know you want it.
Give in to your desires.
I think you may have found the place where western civilization finally ends.
I’m. Stunned. Simply. Stunned.
(typed before going into fetal position on floor)
Aww come on now. Rhinestone Cowboy is a classic! OK, so maybe that was the Glen Campbell version, but still.
Don’t get me wrong, Hasselhoff is cheesy indeed, but have you seen his judging work on America’s Got Talent? Hasselhoff is the cream of the judging crop on that show. His crap-o-meter is set slightly lower than the other judges, therefore he tolerates more questionable, not to mention entertaining, displays of talent than the other judges. That’s good TV.
We all know he’s got a big international following, but who knew this?
“Hasselhoff’s musical career took off in the late 1980s after he recorded the album “Looking for Freedom” at the end of the Cold War. The song became an anthem for the newly united German people and remained at the top of their charts for eight weeks. The album went triple platinum in Europe and Hasselhoff was named “Most Popular and Bestselling Artist of the Year” in Germany. Additionally, he has released six other albums in Europe, which have all gone platinum and gold.”
And yes, Chris, I do believe you’ve won the way. If Atrios can’t do better than multiple clips of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”, he shouldn’t have started this game.
I always sensed that you had a secret soft spot for the Hoff. I’m just glad you finally see it for yourself. Now you must admit that you are powerless over Hasselhoff and that your life has become unmanageable. Next, you must come to believe that a power greater than Hasselhoff can restore you to sanity. There is more, but you must do these first. We’ll talk.
Could it be? Is there actually a group out there for people like me? Hasselhoff’s Anonymous?
Thanks dude, I always knew I could count on you to help me through my troubled times.
Any time. I’m like somthing that way…Oh forget it. That would really get me in a steaming crock of shit.