Month: December 2006

Blair Wants New Penis Extension

Pathetic middle aged men with a potency anxiety buy a fancy sports car as a penis extension. Pathetic middle aged impotent British Prime Ministers commission a new nuclear weapons system as their’s. Today Blair will...

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The Moral Imperative of Impeachment

Cross-posted (with pictures!) at Borrowed Suits Just in case you’ve stumbled upon this post with no idea of what’s been going on for the past six years, let me start by saying this: Holy shit, guy! Where have you...

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Inflated Importance

It’s a clear night.  The clock says 12:30 and I make my preparations for bed.  The house is quiet except for the shrill sound off in the distance coming though the open bathroom window.  It is the sound of...

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Lounge Closed. Morning Cafe Opened

What Are Ya Havin’? This is an Unhosted Cafe. BYOBNosh on the table. Rude, crude, lewd behavior appreciated. Please recommend (and unrecommend the Cafe/Lounge from earlier) May the 4’s be with...

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