An old dear friend of mine sent me this this morning, and I think it is critical that we discuss it.
Paris Hilton has posted a link on her myspace to a petition for “all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice”. The petition is hoping that Governor Schwarzenegger will pardon her and she will not have to serve the 45 day jail sentence imposed on her last Friday for repeatedly violating her probation. The sentence, of course, came after a DUI charge and for driving 70 miles per hour down Sunset Boulevard at night without her headlights on. The petition begins:
Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.
Well when you put it like that I’m putty in your hands you silver tongued devil. I forgot that she inherited a bunch of money and provided beauty all over the world. We should all sign this and put Paris back behind the wheel. We should also go to the zoos and free all the polar bears and lions, just let em run loose on the streets, because it’s pretty much the same thing. So you could sign the first one, OR, you could sign this one, started by some mysterious stranger, asking the Governor to ignore the first one and keep her ass in jail. I know its extreme, but by golly, we’ve got to try something!
Forget the Governor. Bush should issue a full pardon and give her a brand new Hummer as compensation for the hassle.
Wait. She gets the Hummer or gives one? I just to be clear.
well, that would be one way to Bush impeached.
The truly funny thing was that (according to the comments below the post), the petition apparently then asks for a $10 donation to “keep the petition alive.”
Yeah, like she can’t afford her legal fees. LOL!!!
And there are multiple petitions set up to keep her ass in jail. Apparently she has the same delusions of her own popularity and celebrity status as some politicians we know…
there are multiple petitions set up to keep her ass in jail
Those are the ones I would want to sign.
It’s got to be a tough to be rich and spoiled and uneducated and known mainly for being in a sex tape and flashing your lady bits getting out of a cab.
and i think she deserves every one of the 45 day sentence, but…
for the record, you’re thinking about brittney spears, not paris hilton, vis-a-vis the cab flashing.
Brittney was just trying to emulate Paris – there are plenty of Paris oops’es on the web (i’m told ;)).
you could be right. i deliberately avoid news about the bushes.
I rest my case!
WARNING! shameless hussy alert…..diary whoring at it’s finest…:{)
btw…breaking news: KERMIT’S A POT HEAD!
the shame….at least they had the right of habeas corpus
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But of course it’s much, much worse than that.
So far, there are 5145 signatures for jailing her and 3763 signatures for freeing her.
Not as popular as she thinks, indeed. Now if only they’d put that other drunk driver in jail.
Can she at least share a cell with Winona Ryder?
I have long believed that the rich are, generally speaking, out of touch with reality. As of today, I see no reason to revise that belief.
If it were anyone else, I’d say she should be kept out of the general population to spare her the daily ass-kicking she’s in for, but in this case, I’m kind of looking forward to it.
…you mean this is for real? Not a joke? Not something written in the Onion? Seriously? I thought this was a joke–really.
Oh, holy cow.
She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.
What a self-centered stupid, pathetic waste of carbon.
Give her a lava soap facial and a wire cutter pedicure/manicure combo. And don’t forget to treat her rosy cheeks with lye to give them that extra ruddy glow.
Wow. Angry?
Well I do declare, I think she has granny clampett’s beauty regimen.
LOL, FM. 🙂
Maybe Fox News will pick up on it and blame Gary Condit.