Month: October 2008

Big Ten Blowout?

I’m not endorsing the Big Ten Battleground polling outfit. But, what if they’re right? Illinois: Obama 61%, McCain 32% Indiana: Obama 51%, McCain 41% Iowa: Obama 52%, McCain 39% Ohio: Obama 53%, McCain 41% Michigan:...

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Postcard from Osama bin Laden

(translated by gottlieb) United State of Americans: God is great. You are the people of the great Satan and you have proved worthy of the epithet. Your great fool President Bush has done exactly as we wanted from the very start....

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John McCain is Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb

CNN (no link) reports that John McCain and Sarah Palin are going to call the remainder of their campaign the ‘Joe the Plumber Tour’. Why does this campaign double down on every Epic Fail? Joe the Plumber is a lot...

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Dear Iraqis (with love from Condi)

Hey you. Yes, I’m talking to you, members of the Iraqi government led by Prime Minister Maliki. Listen up. Condoleeza Rice, Secretary of State of These United States of America, wants you to know something. Something...

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