Month: January 2009

Good News of the Day

Why so serious? Wonderliscious events are popping out all over since W took the last plane to Dodge Crawford. Don’t believe me? Well, here’s a story sure to bring a smile to your face: Iraq Won’t Grant Blackwater a...

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Al Franken’s Committee Assignments

Now that I know what committee assignments senators Mike Bennet (D-CO) and Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) received I can, by a process of elimination, tell you what committee assignments Al Franken will get when he is finally sworn...

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Weenies for Everyone

After unanimously giving the new Obama administration their middle finger, six Republican members of the House are going to the White House to have cocktails and nibble on weenies. I hope Obama and Rahm make relentless fun of...

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House GOP to Obama: Go Eff Yourself

Not a single Republican in the House voted for the stimulus package. And guess what? No one gives a crap what the House Republicans think. They wanted to prove that they could hold their caucus together but that means nothing...

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