It’s been a bad couple of months to be a chimp-keeper. And I thought they just flung poo…like FOX News.
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Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
These days, whenever I hear of “domesticated” primates, I think of the primates in Michael Chricton’s Next.
Spooky.
Since he couldn’t hit anybody, I think they should get poor Santino some glasses.
If you go here:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/12/BAI116DEUM.DTL&hw=Hasani&sn=001&
amp;sc=1000
There’s a story and pictures of the new baby gorilla in the San Francisco Zoo. After he was born his mother abandoned him, so he’s being raised by a volunteer mom.
I actually hate the idea of zoos, and SF Zoo has had a lot of bad press lately (a year ago a Siberian tiger jumped out of its grotto and killed a guy) but you gotta admit that that little guy is cute as a button in a gorilla-esque way.