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BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
“I would like to thank President Bush for making a reprise visit to the White House. I believe he has now settled on a position in public service which is commensurate with his qualifications and experience. I welcome him to my administration.”
LOL-thanks MIO, I needed that laugh.
Oh my gosh, that’s awesome. Thanks!!!
Chief Justice Roberts administered the oath of office to President Barack Obama for the third time on Easter Sunday after Fox News* executives called into question the legitimacy of the first two attempts.
That’s better than mine:
“I bet the president doesn’t know that I’m squeezing my balls.”
We’re getting closer to #59.
JUDGES: Franken winner of Senate race
Feed your head.
Holding true to his populist ideals, President Obama finally adds a cabinet position to truly represent the American taxpayer’s relationship to the government. Here he stands with his first Secretary of Getting Fucked, appropriately enough, a rabbit.
I know that’s you, Karl.
“This is so much quieter than Glenn Greenwald!”
“Rabbit stew for everyone!”
(notice the shocked look on the rabbits face)
nalbar
“I’d like to announce my nominee for Secretary of Agriculture, Harvey.”
g.
We all know that the GOpers live in an alternate reality,
In hopes of reaching them where they live,
I have asked a little help from someone that they might understand,
The easter bunny. (well not really, just somebody dressed up like the easter bunny, but don’t tell them that),
karl, karl, are you there, you can be first to talk about this alternate reality you all live in ……
Is that Michele Bachman in the bushes? Boy I hope not. She sure hates the co-mingling of species.
“Give it up, Michelle, they know it’s you. Even in the bunny suit, the top’s sleeveless!”
“They want to what-bag us?”
“…and I feel confident that, by year’s end, we’ll manifest an Honest Man and Santa Claus, thus completing….”
Our new Undersecretary for Bank Rescues has just finished reading the results of the Bank Stress Tests, and is here to report to you our plans.
“In a odd scene President Obama greets a recent detainee from Gitmo.”