Month: June 2009

Deep Thought

There is so much money to be made off of catering to every man’s eternal 14-year old.

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Remember the Cold War?

Thomas Joscelyn of the Weekly Standard is upset that Bermuda is resettling four Uighurs from the Guantanamo Bay prison facility. He’s upset because they received guerilla training at Tora Bora. Uighurs are an oppressed...

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Bush Spying Saved us from Penis Terrorist

I know many of you here won’t accept the truth of the claim asserted by my title. But I have proof. A serious and dangerous terrorist was taken down thanks in large part to the warrantless surveillance program instituted...

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Deep Thought (Letterman edition)

One thing is clear after all the brouhaha about David Letterman’s jokes about Sarah Palin and her family: he is most definitely an evil asshole of the first order. And a lousy comedian as well. His joke would have been...

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