It’s like people are competing to set the record for stupid. (h/t to Matt Waite).
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Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
was the pubic option. These are the kind of folks who are gonna elect Marco Rubio.
the comments are kind of funny, too.
My favorite:
my favorite also
That totally squashes the time I saw a woman using an eyelash curler while driving.
i’ve seen the eye makeup done.
Brings back the memory of the 16 year old cheerleader, with her freshly minted new driver license who drove off the hill in front of my house whilst doing her mascara. I ran up to the car, she was justfinishing up, wheels still spinning and said to me, in this order, “Just a minute, almost done, hey do you have a tractor & please don’t tell my mom”
Can’s top the Keys story, us country folk just don’t have the same priorities I guess.
30 years in Key West and this doesn’t even come close to an Honorable Mention.
Brightens my day to see it all over The Twitter and Tubes.
Ah, the stories we can tell…
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The EX-husband must be making $$$ alimony payments to take his x-wife to see her boyfriend.
And today’s news here we find a man pulled over after he crashed because he was cleaning his gun while driving and shot himself
Please tell me he shot himself there.
Please.
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What a great illustration of Darwin’s Theory!