The Moonie Times is battling snakes and mice in the newsroom and can’t afford an exterminator. The whole enterprise is going up for sale. Unfortunately, it looks like a bunch of conservatives are going to band together to buy up the paper and relaunch it, perhaps as the Washington Guardian. Wouldn’t be nice if a bunch of liberals got together and bought the paper instead? I mean, the Washington Post is no longer a remotely liberal-friendly newspaper. With a Democratic president and Democratic Congress, shouldn’t the nation’s capital have a better choice than a center-right or a far right newspaper? Give me Fred Hiatt’s job at the new paper and I’ll show him how to generate quality content based on factual assumptions.
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Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
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What a pleasant thought to start the week with. We’re all funded lavishly by Soros, so should be no problem to pull this off, right?
My Soros checks keep getting lost in the mail
No they don’t. They’re all addressed to himself.
Heh, Greenman made the same observation in his new video:
There is so much other conservative media out there that I doubt they will have much success no matter what they do.
Newspapers of all stripes are struggling these days. While I am also tired of the Post, I wouldn’t want to be trying to invest in one these days..
would that be a water moccasin they found in the newsroom? truly bizarre if you ask me.