When you think about a possible Santorum presidency, the most exciting thing is that he’ll do his utmost to shame us all out of ever having sex for fun again. Actually, he would never have the votes in Congress, but he’d like it if Congress (or the states) would outlaw contraception, even for married couples. I know that would take a lot of the fun out of sex. And that’s what we need, right?
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Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
It should be pointed out that a Ron Paul presidency would look the same as Santorum’s on this front, as Paul doesn’t believe that Lawerence v. Texas or Griswold v. Connecticut were decided properly. After all, there is no “right to privacy.”
I can feel the freedom.
I knew you would. So can Michelle Goldberg:
Does this mean we can expel anyone who isn’t a Quaker from Pennsylvania? Got any real estate tips?
Always buy where you can see water.
Ross Douthat today was arguing in all seriousness that Paul, Romney, and Santorum were deserving winners in Iowa because their positions are serious, not gimmicky like those of Bachmann, Perry, Gingrich, and Cain. Douthat said that “the former Pennsylvania senator’s emphasis on social mobility, family breakdown and blue-collar struggles spoke more directly to the challenges facing working Americans than any 9-9-9 fantasy or flat-tax gambit.”
But the family thing boils down to exactly what you’re talking about — if we just stop screwing in ways that make the Baby Jesus cry, we’ll have peace and prosperity. It’s utterly nuts.
The contraception thing is basically insane. They believe that sex is only valid if there is the possibility of pregnancy. It’s simply insane.
So practicing invalid sex will be outlawed?
OK.