This is one dumb criminal.
A man accused of stealing a police cruiser while handcuffed in northwest Indiana, then using the police radio to ask where to find the car’s cigarette lighter, has turned himself in after two days on the run, authorities said early Friday.
William Francis Blankenship, 22, was taken into custody late Thursday night at his family’s home in Knox, a small town about 50 miles southeast of Chicago. Indiana State Police said cooperation from his family helped make the peaceful surrender possible.
The cop was too busy searching Mr. Blankenship’s car for drugs to notice that he was making off with his cruiser. He, of course, has been cleared of any wrongdoing.
What’s Stupid in your area?
The junior and senior senators from the Commonwealth…
Well, around here this week, the Stupid is a landlord who got smacked down in her attempt to enforce a “Whites Only” policy at an apartment swimming pool.
Her rationale was quite lame. It is amazing to still be fighting battles like this.
Wow. Busted out the authentic antique White Only sign from Selma, Alabama. Must have been spur of the moment.
Yes, apparently one of her “friends” was gracious enough to loan it to her when she heard about the troubles she was having.
Incredible.
Governor Christie.
Seems like the cop is the dumbass here. Was he DEA?